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Cunt of the Week

In the fortieth anniversary issue of Rolling Stone, Jane Fonda made some very unbelievable and just plain cuntish comments regarding the future of cunts.

Jane Fonda has, throughout her bleak history, made some very ludicrous claims about cunts and their ability to be "equal" to men. As anyone with a brain will tell you, cunts are anything but equal to men. Jane Fonda however, thinks differently. Regarding our current political situation, Fonda states that, "it will essentially be women who lead the way." What a bastardly cuntish comment. For any cunt out there who has the ovaries to read this shit, I just want to ask you fucking cunts one thing: Can you name ten things that cunts have invented that you use on a daily basis? Didn't think so. Cunts have contributed next to nothing to human society, other than blow jobs and...well...blow jobs. What makes you cunts think that other cunts will be able or even have the ability to contribute anything else? Cunts have never been equal to men and never should be. Further along in her interview she is asked, "What sort of changes would you like to see take place between men and women?" To which the cunt replied, "For more than 2,000 years, civilizations have been living under patriarchy, the rule of the fathers," damn straight, she continues. "The opposite of patriarchy isn't matriarchy. It's democracy. That's what needs to happen." THAT'S WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN? What a dumb cunt. She forgets that democracy was created by MEN in Greece thousands of years ago.

So, the moral of this story is that Jane Fonda is indeed a cunt, denies what men have contributed to human society (everything), and became famous for taking off her clothes. This is why Jane Fonda is our Cunt of the Week.

Re: Acceptable Jobs for Cunts

I think that there is one thing that you're leaving out with regards to the "schoolteacher" honorable mention. (The following was also posted under the "comments" section of original post here)

\/ \/ \/ Pamela Rogers \/ \/ \/

I would also like to add that if the schoolteacher happens to be hot, the cunt should immediately be moved up to highschool so as to suck the dicks of the male students and teachers. Hot cunts should have no other job in life but to pleasure men. The following cunts know their place in society: Mary Kay Letourneau (sure, not the hottest but fuckable back in the day...gotta be wasted too), Amber Jennings, Debra Lafave, Pamela Rogers, Carrie McCandless, Kristen Margrif, Allenna Ward, Jill Moore, Christine Spaich, Paola Queen, Pamela Smart, etc. You get my point.

ht: barstoolsports

Acceptible Jobs for Cunts

We all know that dumb sluts are inferior to men. We all know they don't need to have certain jobs. Here is a list of jobs they should have.

1. Prostitutes
No explanation needed.

2. Waitress
"Bitch, make it an Old Style."

3. Secretary
It doesn't matter how fast they type, just how hot they are.

Honorable Mention

1. Nurse
Only if they do it for free.

2. School Teacher
Only if they do it for free, and the kids are under 10.

Now, with everything but schoolteacher, they need to be hot. Unattractive cunts will be shot on site.

It's the cunts you know that REALLY get under the skin

I happen to know a cunt who I'll refer to as cuntcentury679. This cunt has a major problem with issues regarding respect. With that said, let me get into the story. Several months ago (when we first started talking) she was completely naked from the waist down behind the counter at McDonald's (she works there). She had invited me to come there and "hang out" while she closed down the store...I obliged like any normal guy would do. Where this cunt went wrong is the fact that she already had another guy there by the name of Tyrone. He weighed about 115lbs and was clam diving her right behind the counter. Actually this story has nothing to do with respect, but it was interesting none the less.

Cunt - PSA

This is a public service announcement. Cunts are everywhere. Now personally I think they fudged the numbers just a touch (8 million cunts as opposed to a more realistic 150 million cunts in the U.S. alone), but it seems that at least they are starting to get the picture. BEWARE, GLOBAL CUNTING IS UPON US!!!!

Cunts in the workforce...CUNTED!!!

Ahhhhhh, memories...this one takes me back. God I remember those good old days when you could call a cunt a cunt without fear of dickchopoffus. I wish those feminazi communist cunts hadn't sucked off every politician in the Western world.

Last Night

Last night i got a hooker. These cunts know their place in the world. Long story short, I was banging the bitch pretty hard missonary style. I pulled out so i could bend her over, and farted. It was one of those farts where some shit makes an apperance. I then made the stupid slut lick the shit out of my asshole. Thats right, stupid sluts are good for tossing more than one kind of salad.

Jokes

Why don't women need watches?
There is a clock on the stove.

Why don't women need drivers liscences?
there is no road between the bedroom and the kitchen.

What do you call the useless flesh around the vagina? The woman.

Wanna here a funny joke? Women's rights.

***taken from: http://jokes.wetpaint.com/page/Sexist+Jokes

Feminist VS. Joe Rogan

Prime example of a fat cunt feminist.
From the page: "A feminist woman criticizes Joe's stand up act targeting dumb girls and then tries to convince him how she's so much smarter and different than other women. Joe lays down the law!"

Acceptable female activities

Got shitty this morning

I got fucking wasted last night with my good friend "it's a man's world." We were working on a list of "Cunts of the week" and were just generally feeling sorry for every cunt out there who thinks that they are better than ANY man. That's not the point of this story though. I didn't start this entry to talk about what I did last night, but rather what happened to me this morning. Ever drink Old Style? I have, and in great quantitties. If you know anything about Old Style, you know that the next day you will have absolutely no chance of having a solid shit. At 7:42am I awoke to my stomach gurgling, and my asshole was clinched tighter than a virgin's daughters pussy wrapped around a rain barrel. I was hurtin'. I tried to relieve some of the pressure by spouting off a light fart. This is normally a good idea since it increases your odds of making a successful journey to the shitter. Today was not my day. The seemingly innocent fart was quickly followed up with a flood of gastric juices and fiery hot diarrhea. I had shit myself. My favorite boxers are now ruined, and chances are that the Chinese cunt who had made them has already been worked to death. I am truly shitting a brick.

Jokes

WANTED
A tall well-built woman with good
reputation, who can cook frogs
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
schia garden, classic music and tal-
king without getting too serious.
ut please only read lines 1,3 and 5.

The Bitch at Subway

So I was at Subway the other day. Guess what? A fucking cunt working. Fucking figures. That is one thing they do well though, making my sandwiches. In fact, after I stick it in one's ass I make them make me one. What the fuck am I gonna do? Cuddle? I'm not one of those fucking metrosexuals. So when the bitch hands me my sandwich, I tell her my dick would look good in her mouth. The cunt got pissed, and threatened to call the cops. What the fuck? Do stupid bitches know their place in the world?

Cunt of the Week

Kim Possible.

Our first ever Cunt of the Week prize goes to Kim Possible. This is a bitch who has several problems in the eyes of El Chauvinisto. For starters, it seems pretty unfathomable to think that there exists such a thing as a "female (cunt) action hero." Second, her primary goals in the show are not sucking cock...what gives? I for one just cannot believe that the cunt hungry bull dykes over at Disney would have the audacity to actively promote a "strong female presence" on television. This does nothing more than corrupt the minds of cunts everywhere into thinking that they actually have some other value in life other than sucking cock.

Actively promoting male inferiority

There are several male characters on the show, the most prominent is Ron Stoppable. Disney describes him as, "Kim's goofball sidekick" and "bumbling boyfriend." You have got to be fucking shitting me. The vast feminist conspiracy has finally reached Disney. I can only hope for one thing...that every cunt involved with this show gets an infection in her vertical hatchet wound.

Kim Possible - our first Cunt of the Week

El Chauvinisto is alive!!!

Welcome to the revolution. Time has come to liberate men from their cunt oppressors. Join chauvinisto as we prepare to take over the world, one cunt at a time.