Statistics on how worthless western women actually are...

...and why you shouldn't get married. Taken from here.

That's Life! magazine survey (Dec 9 2004) questioned 5,000 women, average age 38, across England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland on their attitudes to truth, relationships, and behaviour.

# The overwhelming majority (96%) admit to lying.
# Almost half (45%) of the 5,000 questioned told the researchers for That's Life! magazine they tell lies most days.
# Half of all women would lie to their husbands or partners to keep their relationship going if they became pregnant by another man, a survey said today.
# Figures showed one woman in two would not tell her man that the baby she was carrying was not his - if she wanted to stay with him.
# They also said four out of ten (42%) would lie about contraception in order to get pregnant, in spite of the wishes of their partner.
# Eight out of ten women (83%) admit to telling "big, life-changing lies", with 13% saying they do so frequently.
# Partners (70%) are most likely to be lied to by women, with friends (65%), parents (64%), customers and clients (58%) and bosses (57%) also being deceived.
# Six out of ten (57%) admitted to stealing something, while one in four had taken from their parents. A quarter (23%) would "sneak a bottle or two" home if they were invited to a party by a well-off friend.
# Half (49%) would "kiss and tell" to the media for £25,000 if they had a one-night stand with a celebrity, and 38% say they would marry purely for money. 23% would allow their man to sleep with another woman for £50,000.
# Meanwhile, some 79% have got drunk at the office Christmas party, while a third admit to "getting off with someone they don't fancy" and 5% have ended up having sex with the boss.
# An alarming 31% of all women say they would not tell a future partner if they had a sexual disease. This rises for 65% for single women.
# Nearly half (46%) fake orgasms and more than half (55%) claim they are tired, have a headache, or feel ill to "get out of lovemaking".
# A fifth of women with a long-term partner (19%) say they have cheated on him by having an affair, while 30% of all women have had an affair with a married man.
# Most women (68%) do not trust their partner.

Itsamansworld Prison Update!!!

Just got the story from Itsamansworld's old man.

Apparently, Itsamansworld has been monitoring a cunt who works for him for several months. He's been coming up short on his balance sheet and suspects this cunt as the primary suspect. As I understand it, he confronted her at the end of a work day to question her about the missing money. At that point Itsamansworld asked to look inside her purse when she attempted to make a break for it. He grabbed her to take a peek inside of her purse when she kneed him in the genitals, gouged his eyes, scraped his face, and maced him. He them defended himself the only/best way he knows how. The police were called and when they arrived and found several hundred dollars inside her purse. Both were taken to jail shortly after. Itsamansworld's dad was informed by the lawyer that this cunt is thought to have stolen/embezzled in upwards of $20,000.

When this goes to trial I am confident that the charges against Itsamansworld will be dropped.

Stay tuned for the specific charges that were filed against both Itsamansworld and the cunt, as well as more specific information concerning the entire case...the who, what, when, where, and of course WHY did this bitch think she could get away with stealing that much cash from a man?

BREAKING NEWS!!!

Itsamansworld is in the slammer. They sent him down to the farm for "several" reasons. Before you all get uppity about why he's there, just remember that what he does to/with his "employees" is between him and god, after all, it is an unregulated industry.

He's been in for nearly two weeks now and there is no telling how long he'll have to stay. I'll keep you updated as to the specifics of his charges and when he's due to be released.

Oh...and for those of you that say he "deserves" it, well, you're wrong...she did.

The Chauvinisto Chatroom

Come one, come all. The El Chauvinisto chat room is now up and running. Feel free to discuss anything you wish. There will be a link to it on the side bar at all times.

Check it out here: http://wwwl.meebo.com/room/elchauvinisto/

Cunt of the Week

Many of you pussies will be offended by this one, but we here at Chauvinisto don't give a fuck. I'm sure you've all heard of her. What she did in the mid-fifties changed America in two ways. The first, more positive, of these was the beginning of the widespread civil rights movement. The second, more cunt-like, of her actions set in motion a movement that we all despise to this day. By denying a request from a MAN on December 1, 1955, we here at Chauvinisto often refer to this woman as the cuntmother of cuntism/modern feminism. The bitch I'm referring to, in case you're a fucking retard, is Rosa Parks. Our problem with Rosa Parks isn't that she stood up against racism, but rather, the fact that she stood up to a MAN. First, women should never address a man when in public. Second, women should never be allowed to leave the house. Third, when speaking to a woman, if she does not reply with, "may I speak now sir?" than she has over stepped her bounds and needs to be punished. Rosa Parks was one of the first very prominent women to not act on a request from a man. This is why the contributors of Chauvinisto despise this cunt. She started a movement of backtalk that has grown like a vaginal cancer. Women everywhere think they have the right to "speak their mind," or "cunt it up." Sure women have been running their mouths for centuries, but typically those women were in their owners home and were dealt with swiftly. Rosa Parks, on the other hand, took her fucked up mouth to the streets. Her disregard for the patriarchal success story is why Rosa Parks is our Cunt of the Week.

El Chauvinisto Movie

Watch and learn whores...watch and learn.

Click on the link below if the embed fails.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=916_1182561540

The TRUTH about violent women

Women are the scum of the Earth. Feminism has brought this upon us and if we don't act now it will only get worse.


The Gender Sex Offender.

You Might Be A Masculinazi If...

I personally feel it should have been called, "you might be a genius if," but that's just my opinion. Taken from here.

- You think all females have it "easier" than males
-What, they don't? - El Chauvinisto

- You presume that no woman is strong enough to serve in military combat
-Quite simply...they're not. - El Chauvinisto

- You feel that wives should "obey" their husbands in opposite-sex marriages
-Well, considering that the man OWNS his woman when married... - El Chauvinisto

- You view all women (except for the ones you consider "ugly") as sex objects
-Uhhhh...yeah. You don't? - El Chauvinisto

- You think every woman's sexual purpose on this Earth is to make you cum
-See Acceptable Female Activities - El Chauvinisto

- Your idea of a fair divorce settlement is an ex-wife waivering a majority of his income to her ex-husband, despite which ex-spouse earns more
-Actually my idea of a fair divorce settlement is slavery...I guess that's where you and me differ. - El Chauvinisto

- You think men should rule the world
-Always have, always will...which we do - El Chauvinisto

- You assert that men hold "superior" intuition and judgement compared to women
-Only a woman will talk back to a man...that's poor judgement. - El Chauvinisto

- Snapping a female's bra is your idea of a good time
-That, of course, and doing this - El Chauvinisto

- You think all females should be auctioned off in the nude as retail "property" of males
-Obviously. Nobody wants a "blind-date" sex slave... - El Chauvinisto

- Child-bearing is the prime purpose for which you feel females serve
-See Acceptable jobs for cunts. - El Chauvinisto

- You assume that lesbians men are "man-hating bulldogs who are too ugly or butch to attract men"
-That's why they're lesbian...duh. - El Chauvinisto

- The ideal scenario to you in any opposite-sex marriage is when the male spouse is "the head of the house"
-If he's not, we've got problems. - El Chauvinisto

- You have no sympathy for females' medical burdens (i.e., menstruation, fibroid tumors, pregnancy, menopause, vaginal infections, breast cancer, hysterrectomies)
-Menstruation: As the saying goes, "I don't trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die." Fibroid Tumors: Stop sticking shit in your pussy...damn whores. Pregnancy: When is a woman doing anything useful if she's not pregnant? Menopause: "Useful" life is over...time to "end it." Vaginal Infections: See fibroid tumors. Breast Cancer: If the bitch can't feed my kids I'll trade her for an XBOX. Hysterectomies: Once again...if the bitch can't get pregnant, she's worthless. - El Chauvinisto

- You argue with women just for the sake of arguing with women
-I wouldn't call it arguing, I'd call it "putting her in her place." - El Chauvinisto

- You want the 19th Amendment to be repealed
-Women voting = Despotism - El Chauvinisto

- You think a Barbie doll is an accurate representation of the average American female
-No, this is:

- You view women as love slaves who must wait hand and foot on every command of members of the male gender
-Couldn't have said it better myself. - El Chauvinisto

New Music Player

Hey all. I just recently placed a music player in the sidebar. These are some of the greatest songs known to MAN. If you have any suggestions for music, please leave a request in the comment area below.

PS: If anyone hase Eazy-E - Eternal E album let me know...I need the track "Automobile" badly.

Porn Break

Women doing the only thing they know how...
From the page: "Cherries.53.XviD-TESORO

Kaylie Kegel, 18, is a hottie with a 29-year-old boyfriend. They kiss and the clothes start coming off. He licks her tits and she licks his cock. He has a pretty big one, actually. He licks and fingers her pussy then fucks her all over the floor. She takes his load to the face when he can't hold back any longer.

Shelly and Amber are very sexy girls. They lounge on the bed until Antonio joins them. They have a 3way makeout that turns into a blowjob and some pussy licking. They get in all sorts of exciting three way positions, including some face riding. Antonio fucks the girls until he cums.

Trisha Rey is a very cute girl in a plaid skirt and pigtails. She tells us that she likes ass-spanking and hair pulling. Reno comes in and they kiss. She goes down on him and does a little deepthroat with some gagging. They fuck missionary with her legs in the air, then cowgirl, doggystyle and piledriver. She loves it! Great first timer.

Daisy, 19, is a cute girl with blue eyes making her first video. She flirts with Screech and rubs his cock before going down on him. He eats her out before fucking her missionary, doggystyle and spoon. She takes his load to her face.

Samantha, 23, is a pretty blonde. She has small natural tits and nice skin. Johnny licks her pussy and she gives him a blowjob before they take care of each other with some 69. They fuck in missionary, froggie, cowgirl and doggystyle before he cums on her face."

This Movie is 86 minutes long...ENJOY

Top 10 Reasons why American Women Suck

Top Ten Reasons Why American Women Suck

1) Selfish - to the point where they don't know the difference between love of self and plain downright greed--and drilled into believing that whatever happens is the fault of whatever man is in their life because of the feminist crud drilled into them by the cadre of asexual closet cases called "therapists" who appear on "Ricki", "Oprah" or other such electronic drivel

2) Deluded - into thinking they "deserve" a rich, model-handsome husband who will "take them away from all of this"--whatever the "this" might be--and leading to resentment when they discover that the universe does NOT revolve around them

3) Angry - ALL the damn time about things which are so far out of their control as to be nonsensical--and constantly wanting to "discuss" this mind numbing drivel ad nauseam

4) Psychotic - multiple personalities in the same woman - as "Nomad" put it in the "Star Trek" episode: "Woman...a mass of inconsistencies...", and also when the feminist voices in their heads start with the regrets and victim acculturation

5) Worthless - anything that does not immediately resolve itself in her favor or to her benefit is meaningless to her, especially husband and family

6) Lazy - drilled into their head that they "deserve" a maid, nanny and personal slave to take care of every detail - and that their husband/boyfriend is REQUIRED to cater to their each and every mindless whim

7) Resentful - especially of other women who have things that they do not, in material, spiritual and esoteric senses

8) Greedy - to them, "housekeeping" means getting the house in the divorce (thanks to Zsa Zsa for that immortal line) and sucking the guy for every last cent, even if they had nothing to do with the building of the nest egg

9) Mindless - constant, irritating, idle prattle about topics they read about in some women's magazine and then become instant experts--particularly pop psychology and the latest crap they see on "Oprah" or "Ricki"

10) Vain - believing that they are irresistible to everything in pants and therefore are allowed to behave sluttish and without any honor.

Taken directly from http://www.americanwomensuck.com/
AmericanWomenSuck is a great site you should all check out.

Look at the shit I have to deal with

MenAreBetterThanWomen.com :: View topic - Cowards What the fuck is this broad's problem? She just dosen't understand.

Cunt-O-Riffic

Cunts are stupid, everyone knows this. Now for an airing of a few grievances:

1. They don't understand football, or any sport for that matter. Try to watch a game with one, just try not to kill the bitch. At a game at Wrigley a couple weeks ago, there were two of 'em sitting behind me. One thought strikes carried over after every batter. I would've shanked the stupid bitch had I not been drunk off my ass.

2. Sexual harassment. What the fuck is this bullshit? If I feel like grabbing an ass at work, I should damn well be able to. If I want to stick my dick in a cunt's cunt, I'm gonna fucking tell her as sure as the sun rises. I don't need to worry about getting fired, sued, or locked up.

3. They wear clothes, enough said.

Chemistry Lesson

Thanks to "christianj" at mabtw.com for this one.

ELEMENT: Women
SYMBOL: Wo
DISCOVERER: Adam
ATOMIC MASS: Accepted at 53.6kg, but known to vary from 40-200kg
OCCURRENCES: Copious quantities in all urban areas
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES: 1. Surface usually covered in painted film.

2. Boils at nothing; freezes without known reason.

3. Melts if given special treatment.

4. Bitter if incorrectly used.

5. Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore.

6. Yields if pressure applied in correct places.


CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:

1. Has great affinity for gold, silver, and a range of precious stones.

2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.

3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason.

4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity increases greatly by saturation in alcohol.

5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.


COMMON USES: 1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.

2. Very effective cleaning agent.
TESTS: 1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state.

2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.


HAZARDS: 1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.

2. Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other.

Problem with feminism

Although he seems to be worried about "man hate;" I'm not. Why? Because there is only one thing that can counter "man hate" and that my friends is "woman hate," and guess what? "Women hatred" is my fucking specialty. I'm not worried about these feminazi whores...I'm worried about the manginas who will fall into their bleeding traps.



One last thing...the feminist conspiracy needs to DIE and I hope and pray the manginas who run the world don't let free men fall as a result of being brought up by the limp-wrist feminist-sympathetic propagandists who are ruining our chances at living in freedom. Fucking whores.

Cunt of the Week

Before I begin I just want to apologize as we've been on a little hiatus. I just want to let you know that we've been hard at work on our very own mantastic video.

Okay, enough of that shit, and back to the good stuff. THE CUNT OF THE WEEK!!! This one is just fucking obvious. It's time to call out the founding cunt of feminism. The cunt of cunts if I may. Eleanor Roosevelt. This is one sick bitch. She actually married her fucking cousin...what a fucking whore. Her newspaper column called "My Day" planted the seeds of cuntism throughout the country. You may ask, "hey, El Chauvinisto, what exactly is cuntism?" Cuntism is the act of women speaking...plain and simple. A modern offshoot of cuntism is what's known as "equality" and "misandry." Equality, as you will learn, is simply the excuse cunt misandrists use to justify their speaking. Eleanor Roosevelt bore this god-awful spawn of cunt-speech and sadly enough it survives to this day. This is true because in the early 60s, Cuntanor Roosecunt was appointed as chaircunt to the "President's Commission on the Status of Women" and henceforth cemented the hell men have had to endure since. Men all around the world are now FORCED to deal with "equal pay," "fair hiring practices," "paid maternity leave," "affordable child care," and get this "to document discrimination against women in the workplace and make specific recommendations for improvement." What the fuck is that shit? Women work? Fuck that. Keep the sluts at home, naked and full of cum. Ironically enough though, Elecunt herself sums up my opinion on how women should act. It said, "Campaign behavior for wives: Always be on time. Do as little talking as humanly possible. Lean back in the parade car so everybody can see the president." That's right bitch. KNOW YOUR FUCKING PLACE.

This is what happens when you give women ANY responsibility

Just watch (listen) to the whole thing...this bitch is fucking crazy!!! She should probably be punched in the ovary.

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Back to school

I hate to keep bringing up the slutty cunt teacher scandals but this one really makes me wish I was back in school.

This cunt allows these lucky Italian dudes to fondle her whenever the hell they feel like it...AWESOME.

There is another vid of this fucking slutty cunt teacher talking on the phone while being groped by her male students but youtube has removed it. I'll get it to you as soon as I find it.