Violent Women

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Jokes

Why do women get yeast infections?
--So they know what it's like to live with an irritated cunt.

Why don't you eat out a woman in the morning?
--Have you ever tried to pull a grilled cheese apart?

R.I.P. Golfer.

The Dice Man Vs. Fiancee

They know it all don't they? Fucking broads.

Here's the full episode.

Porn Break - 50 Minute Asian

Cunt of the Week

I just read one fine article about, literally, the biggest and fattest cunt on the planet. This cunt goes by the name of Rosie O'Donnell. While rummaging through the internet, looking for something to really fire me up about Rosie O'Cuntell, I happened across a gem. A Mr. Anthony Sciotto (I bow to you sir) said pretty much all there is to say...as well as using some of my favorite words. True, writing a piece about Rosie (what an ironic name, huh?) wouldn't be that hard, but I really didn't want to waste my precious time on a cunt like her. That is where Mr Sciotto comes in.

Throughout the piece I will be chiming in with my own comments, so be on the lookout for things like this: (take the above and apply it to all women...thanks. El Chauvinisto). Also, watch out for the videos I've added as well...you know, to lighten the mood a little.

Thanks to CollegeHumor and Mr. Anthony Sciotto for this one.

And now, on with the show.

"Rosie O'Donnell is a fat cow who should stop talking. This untalented cunt has decided that her opinion matters, let me state that it in fact doesn't. When did America and ABC Network decide that the opinion of this bovine bitch was relevant? Moreso, why is anyone on The View allowed to present their opinion on anything? Just what America needs 4 loudmouth cows blabbing about shit they have no idea about.

Not to stray too far from the subject, let me present why I hate Rosie O'Donnell. First, she's uneducated, and that's fine, the world needs people to bag groceries too, but it's one thing to be uneducated, it's a whole different thing to be uneducated while acting like you are, and that's what Rosie does. Rosie didn't get through college yet she knows everything, it amazes me that a genius like herself only amounted to playing Betty Rubble in the Flintstones movie, I can't think of a better time to use the saying "A mind is a terrible thing to waste."



Irresponsible of ABC or not, Rosie has been given 2 platforms to spew her bullshit, the first being the Rosie O'Donnell show, which was famous for one thing, the Tom Selleck interview. Selleck, a NRA endorser and Rosie, a cunt, had an on-air argument about guns. Rosie has also stated that all gun-owners should be imprisoned, wait, what? Doesn't imprisoning all gun owners kind of violate that whole right to bear arms thing? Let's go one step further, when she said that, she was in an advertising contract with KMart, KMart fucking sells guns. Not only is she a hippopotamus but she's a fucking hypocrite.

More hypocrisy by Rosie, Rosie speaks out against the Catholic Church saying that "Celibacy is not part of the human condition. It is not normal, right; everyone is a sexual being." so basically she's allowed to say what isn't normal, but when someone says that her being a lesbian isn't normal they're wrong. It seems that people in her world are only entitled to an opinion if it is an opinion she agrees with, otherwise they're homophobes and bigots.


Donald Trump Vs Meatball Wielding Rosie O'Donnell - The funniest videos are a click away

As a lesbian, Rosie speaks out against defamation of certain groups, calling Kelly Ripa a homophobe for pushing Clay Aiken's hand away from her mouth stating that "If that was a straight man, she would have said a different thing." Rosie apparently doesn't care about the defamation of Asians, even going as far as mocking their language on the View, by speaking in Asian gibberish when talking about Danny DeVito's appearance on the view being mentioned on a Chinese news network. Rosie then offered a half-hearted apology in which she stated that "...there's a good chance I'll do something like that again, probably in the next week." You selfish cunt, that's selfishness and hypocrisy at its finest. She might as well have said, "All people should be treated fairly and kindly, except for those slanty-eyed chinks." What Rosie really believes is that she should be treated fairly and kindly, the rest of the world can fuck off as far as she's concerned.

It doesn't stop there, now Rosie is a political scientist as well, Rosie has posted on blogs on her website that she believes 9/11 was an inside job. Did Rosie not see the Popular Mechanics article that debunked every single conspiracy theory with cold, hard facts? I guess she was too busy fighting for something that only benefits her. Now Rosie is also spouting off at the mouth about the 15 British soldiers who are being held hostage by Iran, saying that the situation is like the Gulf of Tonkin. For those without an education, the Gulf of Tonkin incident was basically an incident where the Johnson administration was unsure of military aggression by Vietnam towards U.S. Battleships, yet said two ships were attacked in order to increase U.S. involvement in Vietnam. Here's the thing about Rosie's claim that is startling, she believes the U.K. and the U.S. are lying about this hostage situation in order to send troops into Iran, yet Iran has already fucking claimed their involvement in the situation, if we were lying about it, why the fuck would Iran make any sort of claim to being involved in it? They wouldn't. Rosie once again is full of shit.



Now Rosie's latest stupidity comes within 24 hours of the tragedy at Va. Tech. Rosie decides that she is going to use the tragedy to preach her political platform. Rosie who has once previously stated all gun-owners are criminals (despite what the second amendment says) went on The View the day after the shootings and said something to the effect that this crime could have been stopped if guns were banned. Let's review, when alcohol was banned, did people still get drunk? Of course they did (see: speakeasy). Therefore it's safe to say if a maniacal killer wants to kill people, he will acquire the means to do so regardless of the law. Now to counter Rosie's point, say guns were more readily available to citizens, and another student did have a gun that day, there's a chance we may not have lost as many lives as we did in Blacksburg. I know countering that point may seem hypocritical considering I think Rosie is disgraceful for polticizing this tragedy, however I am only doing it in the context of this blog.

Since Rosie is a shitty actress, and has no real skill in life, I think she should pursue her true calling in life and that is to be slaughtered and turned into steak. (take the above and apply it to all women...thanks. El Chauvinisto)"

Bravo. Bravo. Couldn't have said it better myself. The above stated reasons are why Rosie O'Donnell is our Cunt of the Week.

Itsamansworld Update!!!

He got off...almost!!! If you've read the previous entries about Itsamansworld and his current legal issues you'll be happy to know that the only thing they got him on was complete bullshit. They tried to pin felony assault charges on him for "defending" himself but those didn't stick (I called it BTW). Instead, the only thing they got him for was an outstanding warrant or fine or something...Itsamansworld's dad is a bit senile and Itsamansworld doesn't like paying parking/speeding tickets, so it could have been anything. He'll be serving about three or so months (must have been an ass-ton of tickets) before he's back online. When he's out he'll give you all the details.

Dick's Six C's of Diamonds

Taken from here. Save this image to your computer, print it out, cut the flaps and plaster it all over your town. Thanks again Dick.

Don't Get Married!!!

If this isn't evidence enough...you're a lost soul.


Cross posted here.

Fourth of July Bullshit

My family celebrates the 4th every year. Typically the only things we do are drink and blow stuff up. This year was different. This year we left the planning of the festivities up to the women. They decided that it would be a good idea to play games for prizes and to promote "participation" throughout the family. Everyone thought it was a good idea...except me. I knew it was bullshit from the beginning. They had six games; horseshoes, fishing lure cast accuracy, shooting free throws, Frisbee through a hoop, darts, and a shooting gallery. Every game had to do with some kind of distance and accuracy. For example, in the best of ten free throw shooting game, the men had to shoot ten free throws from the line while the cunts shot from half that distance. This was true of every game. My father was an Izaak Walton League skeet shoot camp in the 70's, my cousin was an all-state basketball player in the late 80's and my uncle, after making his money, moved to Canada to fish...FULL TIME. Only one of these men won the game to which they were specialized, my dad. The scores were as follows: 9/10 (bball), 7/10 (fishing), and 10/10 (guns). The scores for the women in these events were, 7/10 (bball), 5/10 (fishing), and 3/10 (guns). To me and you if someone has a better ratio that would make them the winner, correct? Not to a woman.

The point scale. Every successful attempt by a man scored 2 points. Every successful attempt by a cunt scored 3 points. This is how my 400lb. cousin was able to win the competition...lowering the standards. Female affirmative action at its finest.

The moral of this story is that women will only consider something fair if there is a unfair advantage in their favor. And they wonder why they don't get paid as much.

Cross posted here and here.

Chauvinisto Forums Are Online!!!

That's right. Chauvinisto now has a forum of its own. There are hidden sections full of porn (if you're under 18 fuck off) for members only so hurry and join. Anything you were afraid to talk about anywhere else you can now talk about on the Chauvinisto forums. If you know me, you know what that means. Don't be shy, sign up and join the revolution.

These forums are the perfect place for all you pansies (female) to vent properly (as apposed to the comment sections of blogspot).

I will be giving permanent moderation rights away to the first person (that's not a woman...and can prove it) who contributes 100 posts of quality content (not spam) to the forum. Itsamansworld will have default moderation rights once he gets out of the slammer. Those of you interested in a new, exiting community are encouraged to join. After all, the Chauvinisto forums can't be anything without you.

So, give it a thought and register when you're ready to join the ranks of the Chauvinisto army.

BTW, you can click on the image link at the top of the page to enter the forums at any time.

Women Are Like Dirt

A woman's favorite argument when being told that she is worthless and inferior to men is the standard, "women are better at giving life." This couldn't be further from the truth. After several days of spamming chat rooms, telling women that they are indeed worthless, I found that the life giving argument is the bar nun favorite. My purpose in this article is to illustrate the fact that women do not "give" life, they just grow it...like dirt.

When you get some free time I want you to do a little experiment. Go to your local hardware store and buy a bag of topsoil. Then open it up and fill a flower pot with it. At this point I want you to take the pot full of dirt inside and lightly water it. Let it sit inside, under a window or other area where the dirt can get plenty of good sunlight. Keep watering it every day for the next year and observe the changes. Make sure to wait on that dirt hand and foot, otherwise the dirt will get grumpy and grow mentally unstable, causing the dirt to nag...constantly.

"Hey, El Chauvinisto, nothing fucking happened, nothing grew...what gives?"

Well Johnny, I'll tell you why nothing grew from that dirt. You see, dirt is just dirt without a seed. Dirt by itself cannot be expected to "give life," as many dirteminists believe. Johnny, what you have to understand is that dirt is worthless without a seed. The seed is what actually "gives life," the dirt just grows it.

The moral of this story is that women are worthless and will take credit for everything.