Bad Mommy - NSFW

Not only are these moms bad parents, they're whores too. Taken from here.

Women Drivers

I've said it before and I'll say it again. If you give women ANY power, they fuck it up. This time it happened to be a 1967 Shelby Cobra. What a waste.

Women In The Workforce

I wouldn't have a problem with women in the workforce if they dressed like this.

Camkusu - Honorary Dumb Cunt of the Week

"]]=(_)(|< \^/()|v|3|" found this over at http://www.theynd.com/showthread.php?t=51279

According to him, it was "written by an "S-Mod" chick named "Camkusu". She sounds really naive poor thing. But her list could do with some Man-novation!"

And that's exactly what I plan on doing. My comments will be marked with "--"

1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat and presentable girls.
--I assume by "neat and presentable" you mean, fat as fuck. And in that case, you couldn't be more wrong.

2. Guys hate flirts.
--Wrong! We hate cock teases. You obviously are a cock tease yet you consider yourself a flirt. That is why you think guys hate flirts.

3.When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
--You're actually correct. Women will never think like men because they are fucking worthless.

4. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
--And that girl is the one who was licking his nuts at noon.

5. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.
--As opposed to what? Good characteristics?

6. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
--Not so much. Tits, ass, and vag? Sure.

7. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.
--Attention is a whores way of saying pants.

8. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.
--Bwahahahhaahaaaaa!!! Heart...sure...okay.

9. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow". ......so true.
--When a girl says "no," she actually means that "he didn't spend enough."

10. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.
--No shit? Why is communication so difficult for women. I know, they're worthless.

11. Guys love their moms.
--Of course we do you dumb bitch. Women, on the other hand, don't. That's because women are jealous of their own mothers. Bunch of catty whores if you ask me.

12. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.
--What kind of bizarro world do you live in? As men say, look out for number one. That's not you, bitch.

13. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.
--It's called procreation. Get over it.

14. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.
--My. Fucking. God. Is this actually supposed to be helpful information for women? Phhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

15. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.
--Naivety right there.

16. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
--We don't gossip. We make NEWS. A big difference.

17. Like Eve, girls are guys weaknesses.
--You are. Women are completely worthless and hold the entire human race down. See: "The Buffalo Theory."

18. Guys are very open about themselves.
--As opposed to being insecure head-cases? Sure.

19. It's good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't let him wait that long.
--Not unless you're prepared to get hate-fucked.

20. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
--What?!? Speak for yourself, bitch.

21. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty.
--Keep telling yourself that...fatty.

22. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.......very true.
--Men don't have "problems." We have dictators.

23. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
--Wrong. A man likes a broad when he says, "I like you."

24. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
--Because they're trivial and pointless. Woman's secret: "OMG, did you hear that Tracy thinks Suzie is fat?" Man to buddies: "It doesn't take a rocket scientist to know that Suzie is 300lbs over fuckable."

25. Guys think too much.
--Guys think too much in the opinion of a woman. That says a lot. If I thought as much as a woman, I'd be braindead.

26. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.
--God is a man and God created all. Gotta be pretty creative to do that shit.

27. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does!......very true.
--When you need an extra dozen inches of dick to get past the thighs...yes...weight is important. Anyways, midgets can be fun.

28. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!!
--When you're our property, YOU'RE OUR FUCKING PROPERTY!!! Get that through your fucking heads.

29. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.
--Typical man conversation about women. Man 1: "Hey, did you fuck her?" Man 2: "Yeah." Typical woman conversation about women...never mind, there's not enough room.

30. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.
--You just got used, bitch.

31. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.
--"Likes," and "wants to fuck," are two completely different things.

32. Guys hate girls who overreact. ......sumtimes.
--That's why the divorce rate is where it is.

33. Guys love you more than you love them IF they are serious in your relationships.
--Guys will love you more when you're carrying his children. After that, you're screwed.

How Feminist Are You?

This is one of the most accurate online quizzes I've ever taken. It hit the nail right on the head.

You Are 0% Feminist

You are definitely not a feminist. In fact, you are every feminist's worst nightmare. You believe that women belong in the kitchen.... barefoot and pregnant.

Are You a Feminist?

Sharking in Japan

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Sharking in Europe

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Why Is She Wrong?

Comment Hall of Shame...again

Another dumb bitch...
Original post is here.

Comment Hall of Shame

Recently a person, who I will refer to as "Debbie," has been feverishly posting irate comments throughout this blog. Thanks to her, oh how should I say this...cuntsight, I have decided to start a new series. The Comment Hall of Shame. Within the Hall will be a collection of the most memorable comments published here at El Chauvinisto.

For those of you who are curious, you can check out the original post here. You can also click on the image above.

***BREAKING NEWS***

My sources tell me that the infamous "Debbie" has been spotted on the internet. She seems to have her shit together. I've got a feeling we'll see her on David Letterman. Watch for yourself...I'm convinced.

Fat Girl - Funny videos are here

Forum Update

I've made a change to the El Chauvninisto forums. The "Got Beet?" section is now open to the public. Now, all of you who have a problem with my posts can take it up with me there. I did this because commenting via blogger is inefficient as fuck. You will still be allowed to post comments here but please keep them short. Anything requiring a full retort will be handled at the forums (so don't be a pussy, it's open to the public). I've also added several more full length feature films to the media section as well as a decent amount of porn.

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It has come to my attention that simply bookmarking the forums will result in you being redirected to some random php blog. The only way to get through without the bullshit is to either click the link at the top of this blog or by being redirected.
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