El Chauvinisto: January 2008
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Thursday, January 17, 2008

Using Logic With Women Is Illogical

I'm writing this today to try and help my fellow man. Many have fallen into the false assumption that women's brains work the same as ours. Unfortunately they're wrong (I know, it's hard to believe). They're used to debating fellow men on such subjects as politics, economics, war, women, and why MenAreBetterThanWomen, amongst others.

They're burning themselves out. They, like all men, don't half-ass anything.

It's like a Major League All-Star team playing against the Sarasota Girls Softball troop. Risking injury for what?

It doesn't matter how many home runs we hit, how many K's we rack up, how many runs we score, or how huge our payroll is. We play hard no matter what. All that matters is that we play "fair." But how can we when we're so much better? We can't.

No matter how dirty the Sarasota team plays (spiking, bean balls, etc.) we're still expected to lose out of "chivalry." We'll be called heartless and unfair (gay, small dick, hasn't been laid) if we don't. This is because the Sarasota team, and it's parents, function solely on emotion. To them, a win constitutes not being mercy ruled. And if we don't give them a 43 run advantage (female affirmative action) we're "cheating." The fact that we agreed to the 43 run advantage (female affirmative action) is, in essence, the Sarasota team admitting to their inferiority. Take that to heart.

We're using too many resources on a fucking Bush League team when we should be using them to contemplate how to ensure the peaceful, successful, and healthy progression of MANkind.

It doesn't matter how many times we tell the Sarasota team and it's parents that no matter how hard we try, we can't lose. They'll never get the fact that we're just that good.

Using logic with women is illogical for the same reasons.

Many times I've been told not to "sink down to their level" or to "take the high road." Fuck that. Women don't use logic, therefore they DO NOT UNDERSTAND IT.

You have to use emotion in order to efficiently communicate with a woman. Things like, "get lost...FATTY!" That's the only shit they'll understand. Doesn't matter how many times the All-Stars win while playing fair, we'll only win if play the same game Sarasota plays. Unfortunately, that game is the emotional one. It's like speaking Italian to someone who is fluent in Pig Latin. Not gonna work.

A relatively new member at the MABTW forums made a post that I'll partially quote here,
He said:

Gents, I am sorry.

I am apologizing for my inability to stave off the Shrew Trolls that float through posting like a dog turd in a rainstorm.

There was a time, when Necro posted more often out there, when I fought the invading Femi-Troll tide with words of wisdom, with words of philosophy, truth, and fact. (Don't forget logic and common sense)

But........I have noticed I am losing my intellectual edge. I am being ground down by the sheer.......stupidity of the Troll posts.
They post so much, they talk SO much, they are SO incredibly dense, that I have resorted to simplistic insults.

What happened? What changed? WHERE did I go wrong!
I think he, like most men, feels that "resulting to simplistic insults" is below him. It is, to an extent. But only when knowingly dealing with another man.

We can throw facts at women all day. Has that ever worked in the past? Fuck no. That would require logic.

Simplistic insults are to women as logic is to men...obviously. Use their only weapon against them. All they'll be able to do is say something like, "good one, was that to make up for your 'size' asshole?"

I'd rather have them call me childish and leave than think they're right and stay. That's logic.

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Monday, January 7, 2008

Only Women Can Be Sluts

You read the title correctly. Only women can be sluts. They are also the only sex fully capable of being a whore. You probably knew that already.

I've heard many women on many occasions ask, "why is it 'cool' for a guy to have lots of sex but when a woman (broad, cunt, idiot, etc.) has a lot she is considered a slut?"

I'll tell you why you stupid bitch. But first let me explain the difference between a whore and a slut.

A whore by definition is:

A person considered as having compromised principles for personal gain; a prostitute.

A slut on the other hand is defined as:
A woman considered sexually promiscuous.

So what are the differences between the two? They both act like floozies. They are both despised by society. There can't be that much of a difference. Or is there? Yes. There is.

What the two definitions above fail to recognize is that being a whore is a mental flaw present in all women. She has sex with you, not for her own sexual pleasure, but for her addiction to either shopping or crack...or both. A whore wants something more than 3.9 ounces of manjuice strategically sloshed on her forehead. She wants dollars.

Sluttyness is purely physical.

Shopping and crack to a whore is like cock to a slut. They accomplish the same thing. The slut shops for, AND smokes cock. She gets all her pleasure from the penis or other phallic like instruments.

So back to the question, "why is it 'cool' for a guy to have lots of sex but when a woman (broad, cunt, idiot, etc.) has a lot she is considered a slut?"

The short answer is that penises are far superior to vaginae.

A man can have sex with literally thousands of women without any physical changes/damages to his paduke. Wilt "The Stilt" Chamberlain railed 20,000 women and rather than the sex becoming worse over time, you can pretty much guarantee that the 20,000th got as much, if not more, pleasure from "The Stilt" than the first. That's because penises do not get 'used up' like vaginae.

A slut is a slut because vagina's undergo a physical change after it is first penetrated. A woman's vagina will never get any better than the first time. It gets worse...much worse. Why do you think virgins are so prized around the world? Why do you think I will not involve myself with a woman who will not suck my cock or let me put it in her ass whenever I want? Thousands of dumb fucks over seas kill themselves every year just to get a shot at 72 of these sluts. Why 72? Vaginal rejuvenation surgery. The 6 or so weeks it takes the first slut to heal up from surgery is the approximate amount of time the average Joe takes to get through about 70 of those sluts. The other two are buffer virgins.

Long story short, penises > vaginae. They last longer, are more efficient, and don't smell like shit.

Only women can be sluts because only vagina's can become used-up, floppy, stretch marked, torn, bleeding, cheese making, gigantic, horse's collars.

I mean, Jesus Fucking Christ! Children pop out of these things! Fucking children! That's HUGE! Have fun in one of those.

A message to every slut out there: next time you go to the doctor, ask to see the vaginal rejuvenation specialist. When HE comes into the room, and it will be a HE, suck his cock. He deserves it. Just remember that in five years you'll be needing to see him again.

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