tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-55526993296607859862024-03-14T07:28:15.736-05:00El ChauvinistoEl Chauvinisto is a blog that exposes women for what they are; written by an admitted male chauvinist. Women: can't live with them, can't hump without them.El Chauvinistohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01879027165848336704noreply@blogger.comBlogger99125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5552699329660785986.post-13074390503187122842010-04-30T12:55:00.000-05:002010-04-30T12:55:09.539-05:00Tom Leykis: If you're not a slut, who is?Great radio interview involving some dumb whore. Like all women, it's not her fault, she's not to blame, and she's definitely not a slut. Denial: the disease of women.<br />
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Public ejaculation...way to go Japs!<br />
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Related Post: <a href="http://chauvinisto.blogspot.com/2007/08/sharking-in-japan.html">Sharking in Japan</a><br />
And: <a href="http://chauvinisto.blogspot.com/2010/02/more-japenese-skirt-sharking.html">More Sharking In Japan</a><div class="blogger-post-footer">El Chauvinisto</div>El Chauvinistohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01879027165848336704noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5552699329660785986.post-49778905884649399472010-03-01T14:11:00.003-05:002010-04-27T12:51:48.222-05:00Women invented?? THINK AGAIN BITCHa while back Google made a correction to if you typed in "she invented"<br />
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AS THEY SHOULD. Name one thing a woman invented... And I'll tell you YOU'RE WRONG.<br />
Women RARELY invent anything. I can only think of 1 thing of out of the course of all humanity a woman HONESTLY invented... Rape culture.<br />
Here is a list of things women claim they "invented"... and here is me shutting them the fuck up.<br />
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-Bullet proof vests<br />
(invented by Casimir Zeglen, but women think Stephanie Kwolek did this in 1965... by the way, did it working for MEN with the help of MEN.)<br />
-Radiation Therapy<br />
(Marie Curell worked with a team of men... one of which she was married to, then the stupid bitch died of radiation cause she had no clue what she was doing)<br />
-Liquid paper<br />
(Bessie Nesmith actually did invent this... IF YOU CALL THAT INVENTING. How is repackaging shitty white paint an invention? AND BY THE WAY, what MAN uses white out? There is a reason it's called a MISS-take!)<br />
-circular saw<br />
(Tabitha Babbit would want you to think SHE made it in 1812, despite Gervinus of Germany beating her to in 1780 and Samuel Miller inventing the damn think in 1777)<br />
-the Elevated Railway<br />
(Elevated Railway. Mary Walton? The Meigs Elevated Railway was an experimental steam-powered monorail invented by Joe V. Meigs of Lowell, Massachusetts, built in 1886. But to her credit she did invent a way to make train tracks quieter so she didn't have to deal with the reminder men CAN do it!)<br />
-The structure of DNA<br />
(AT BEST Rosalind Franklin is the groupie of James Watson and Francis Crick, you know... the men WHO ACTUALLY DISCOVERED, EXPLAINED, AND TAUGHT IT TO THE WORLD. It sure is easy to take credit for something LONG after the fact.)<br />
-Wind shield wipers<br />
(J. H. Apjohn came up with the original method (which oringinally went up and down)Mary Anderson changed the direction. An invention that is just as note worthy as Liquid paper)<br />
-electric hot water heater<br />
(Edwin Rudd 1889 FOR THE WIN PLEASE! not Ida Forbes in 1917)<br />
-Fire escape<br />
(In 1784, Daniel Maseres, of England, invented a machine called a fire escape... but don't tell that to Anna Connelly 1887... damn bitch, NOT EVEN IN THE SAME CENTURY)<br />
-Cooking stove<br />
(Elizabeth Hawk 1867... or Benjamin Franklin of 1742. I wonder who it could be?)<br />
-Rotary Engine and Engine Muffler<br />
(The rotary engine was invented by Dr. Felix Wankel, The Car muffler was invented by Hiram Percy Maxim... SUCK IT El Dorado Jones!)<br />
-Globes<br />
(this one is so pathetic, its SHOCKING. Crates of Mallus in Cilicia (now Çukurova in modern-day Turkey) around 150 BC. So how long did it take a woman to do the same? Took until Ellen Fitz 1875 when she thought she was being creative)<br />
-Kevlar<br />
(Stephanie Kwolek 1965? sure, if you wanna discredit all the MEN who worked on the project with the bitch at DuPont!)<br />
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THINGS BITCHES ACTUALLY INVENTED<br />
-Chocolate Chip Cookies<br />
(Ruth Wakefield invented it in 1933, when women KNEW THEIR PLACE)<br />
-life raft<br />
(invented by Maria Beaseley in 1882 because she was scared of water)<br />
-The Dish Washer?... sort of...<br />
(This is me giving women a freebie. While the first dishwasher was invented by J. H. Apjohn in 1850, Josephine Cochrane invented hers in 1886. So what was this amazing invention that she came up with? A wooden cabinate that shot water, which is about as creative as a woman can be. Women are so <s>stupid</s> silly sometimes.)<br />
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SERIOUSLY LADIES, ITS NOT AN INVENTION IF YOU STEAL THE IDEA FROM A MAN AND ADD GLITTER AND SPARKLES TO IT<br />
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happy <s>Wo</s>Men's HIStory month... here's a few more accomplishments of women<br />
-Original sin<br />
-Getting knocked up to keep a guy around<br />
-prostitution<br />
-complaining<br />
-being wrong<br />
-"rape"<br />
-Alimony (see prostitution)<div class="blogger-post-footer">El Chauvinisto</div>El Puphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08383852344468992946noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5552699329660785986.post-47033300942859528952010-02-25T15:28:00.002-05:002010-02-25T18:51:37.486-05:00The Feminist DELUSION pt. 2 (Shut you're whore mouth!)<b><u>Please watch/read The Feminist DELUSION pt.1</b></U><br /><br />Good Job "feminists", the only way you can win is to attack little boys!<br />The hilarious thing is they STILL say they are losing. <br /><br />How pathetic is your gender when you can't even win against children?<br /><br />But I Digress... Here is are the answers you need to shut women up.<br /><br />1: <i>What wars have women started?</i><br /><br />MANswer: Cleopatra, Queen Elizabeth, Boudicca, Queen of the Iceni, Matilda of Tuscany, Margaret of Anjou (and over bitterness from her divorce with King Henry VI... How sad.), Lakshmibai (the Valiant Rani) queen of Jhansi, Margaret Thatcher... I'm sure I'm missing a couple.<br /><br />(if she says I never heard of those, remind her she should open up a history book)<br /><br />2: <i>Why are women better at raising children?</i><br /><br />MANswer: 70%-85% of inmates were raised by single mothers. In custody cases Women get custody 60% of the time, Joint custody 25% of the time, and Father's get custody 15% of the time. How are men failing when having a father seems to be the best way to keep them from being fucked up?<br /><br /><u>Cunt counter: <i>but what about all those men that leave their kid behind?</i></u><br /><br />MANswer: Are you talking about those men that leave out of fear of having a child because they grasp the seriousness of bringing another life into the world and are scared of raising a kid in a disadvantaged condition? They only leave because the woman was too selfish too have an abortion or give the kid up for adoption. Having a kid shouldn't be a trap ladies.<br /><a href="http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/?action=view¤t=babieseverywhere.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/babieseverywhere.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br /><br />Or are you talking about those father who have an affair because A WOMAN used sex to get with the man she wants, and when he confesses to his wife in shame she leaves him with out any talk of a second chance, making it work for the kids sake, and becomes a vindictive hell bent bitch trying to brain wash her kids into hating daddy because he made a mistake he was very sorry for? Sounds like it's the woman forcing daddy to go away there.<br /><br />Or are you talking about the actual asshole dads who are such pieces of shit they know they are no good for anyone and they don't wanna have anything to do with their kid? Sounds to me like he's doing the kid a favor. I wish more UNFIT MOTHERS WOULD GRANT THEIR KIDS THE SAME COURTESY.<br /><a href="http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/?action=view¤t=nope-cd7.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/nope-cd7.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br /><br />3: <i>What women go out raping, sexually harassing, sexually assaulting, or committing violent crimes</i><br /><br />MANswer: That would mean women would have to figure out a way to rape a man 1st, and women are way too stupid for that. Men prevent rape by JUST SAYING YES, and women should do the same. <br />But if you wanna call out statutory rape Mary Kay Letourneau and all those other teachers.<br />Sexual harassment and sexual assault happen ever night a man goes to a club and some fat bitch starts trying to not only have her DISGUSTING way with him... but con him in to buying her (as well as himself) drinks.<br />As for violent crimes, women are too weak and pathetic to commit violent crime. Seriously, 19/20 women can't kick a man's ass, and the 1/20 that can were trained how to by A MAN... a man who can STILL kick their ass.<br /><a href="http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/?action=view¤t=cartoon-porn.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/cartoon-porn.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br /><br />4: <i>Why do women score better on the SAT's?</i><br /><br />MANswer: They do, because the SAT's seem to disagree<br /><a href="http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/?action=view¤t=SAT_by_sex.png" target="_blank"><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/SAT_by_sex.png" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br /><br />5: <i>"Women are more spiritually evolved"</i>- Sandra Bernhard, unfunny AND stupid.<br /><br />MANswer: “Let the women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but let them be in subjection, as also saith the law. And if they would learn anything, let them ask their own husbands at home: for it is shameful for a woman to speak in the church.” - I Cor. 14:34, 35<br /><br />“Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: …. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in everything.”- Eph. 5:22, 24<br /><br /><b>BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY<br />“A Man is the image and glory of God: but the woman is the glory of the man. For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man: for neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man. But I would have you know that the head of every man is Christ: and the head of the woman is the man: and the head of Christ is God.”-I Cor. 11</b><br /><br />And I'm no muslim, but aren't women supposed to be stoned for cheating and wear burkas?<br /><a href="http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/?action=view¤t=superjihad.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/superjihad.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br /><br />6: <i>Why do men make 20 some odd cents (the figure changes w/ each woman) less than a man?</i><br /><br />MANswer: Let's ASSUME this is true (by the way, if you are making less than $50,000 a year it is NOT TRUE). Now based on this <s>made up</s> <s>"</s>fact<s>"</s>, here are he studies into why.<br />-Rochester Institute of Technology found that money was the primary motivator for only 29% of women, versus 76% of men <br />-A study published in the Journal of the Royal Society shows female doctors are 20 per cent less productive than their male counterparts.<br />-When a woman gets pregnant she gets moody, irrational, and has to take time off work... Time your company didn't hire you for.<br />-Men score better on SAT's<br /><br />As far as I can see, 75 cents of MY man dollar is FAR too much.<br /><br /><br />7: <i>Why are there so many battered women?</I><br /><br />MANswer: Why are women too stupid to leave the man who's hurting them? And don't give me FEAR as an excuse! If that were the case women would NEVER report crime because they would be scared. See if a woman who walked in on a dead body doesn't report a murder knowing full well there's a chance they could be next.<br /><br /><a href="http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/?action=view¤t=pamela1.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/pamela1.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br /><br /><br />8: <i>Why can't women take off their shirts, but men can?</i><br /><br />MANswer: Cause men don't wear low cut shirts and squeeze their tits together to get free drinks... Time and place ladies, Time and Place...<br /><br />9: <i>If women ran things everything would be better!</i><br /><br />Manswer: What proof is there of that women=great leader? Former Queens who had MALE ADVISORS? Even then for ever "great" woman leader in history I will give you 4 GREATER MEN! Seriously, what is so great about Cleopatra being a hot peice of ass? What is so special about what women leaders? The best a woman leader has EVER done is simply NOT FUCK UP and the only way they got there is by listening to men! <br /><br />10: <i>Women aren't shallow and don't objectify men!</i><br /><br />MANswer: First off, let me say I'm sorry that you are ugly/fat. <br /><a href="http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/?action=view¤t=9m12.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/9m12.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br /><br />Secondly, women NOT shallow? Ummm, aren't women notorious for something called "the friend zone"? Isn't that about as shallow as... oh I dunno, A girl who only goes after a specific type of guy and doesn't consider other guys at all or make exceptions only if they have money, <s>are funny,</s> or are totally attractive? <br /><br />I'm sorry you can't give a guy an erection, what do you want ME to do about it?<br /><br />11: <i>Women can resolve problems better</I><br /><br />MANswer: This is clearly shown by their ability to cry and start arguements out of nowhere but let's ignore that when I have a 20 x better point...<br />There are global conflicts going on all over, why haven't any women stepped up to fix them? Let me guess, cause a man hasn't let you? Why not get a man to pass the solutions up to the proper channels?<br />Seems kinda selfish if you have all the answers but are refusing to share them.<br /><br />12: <i>Men are evil</i><br /><br />MANswer: Here's mathematical proof women are<br /><a href="http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/?action=view¤t=womenevil.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/womenevil.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br /><br />13. <i>Women are stronger than men!</I><br /><br />MANswer: explain how is it possible they are such victims of male physical abuse...<br /><br />Cunt Counter: I mean with pain...<br /><br />MANswer: explain why the same amount of pain that make a woman cry makes A MAN "uncomfortable"<br /><br />Cunt Counter: I meant Emotionally!!!<br /><br />MANswer: I agree. You ARE much stronger in the catagory of being emotional... I mean If you consider that a "strength". Last I recall not doing your work because you were busy crying wasn't a good thing.<div class="blogger-post-footer">El Chauvinisto</div>El Puphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08383852344468992946noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5552699329660785986.post-62927792276089985412010-02-25T14:13:00.005-05:002010-02-25T15:27:57.001-05:00The Feminist DELUSION! pt1Ask a feminist how they are not being treated as equals, they'll probably say:<br />-We still get paid less<br />-1 out of every <s>14</s> <s>10</s> <s>8</s> <s>6</s> 4 women are "raped" <s>Even though the Koss's study is wrong because she purposely distorted facts</s> and facts should never get in the way of a good sounding statistic.<br />-We don't get enough "respect" (as if that is quantifiable).<br />-We're seen as nothing but objects.<br /><br />However when you bring up what is preventing them from getting that extra money, respect, or being seen as nothing more than a whole to shove a dick it just becomes an excuse to use men as a scapegoat for personal failure. <br /><br />But what is odd is no woman has the solution to fix the problem.<br /><br /><i>That's like going to a fast food place, saying "I want a burger", then bitching that my burger isn't "equal" to the other burgers so you start a scene and start yelling "I deserve more!"</i><br /><br />Women, you have more rights than men do. Name one right a woman doesn't have that a man does. Seriously, NAME IT (oh and ladies I will fight tooth and nail for the right for you to take your shirts off in public and not get arrested)! <br /><br />I can name one right MEN don't have right off the top of my head .<br />-Right to not register for the draft at the age of 18.<br /><br />That's how fucking amazing men are! Our country realizes that when the shit hits the fan, talking about our feelings isn't gonna stop the THE GENOCIDE OF THE JEWS AND A SECOND GLOBAL WAR CAUSED BY A MAN WHO WAS <u>RAISED BY A SINGLE MOTHER</u>!<br /><br />And do men complain? FUCK NO! In fact, we WANT to protect our women... and how do these ungrateful bitches thank us? By starting CODE PINK, Fake rape charges, Sexual harassment lawsuits over so much as looking at them wrong, Discrimination lawsuits for not talking to them in fear of a sexual harassment lawsuit, and not shutting the fuck up!<br /><br /><a href="http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/?action=view¤t=bitches.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/bitches.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br /><br />What pisses me off is this load of horse shit of "women are equal to men" is being taught in our schools with a little twist on it.<br />"men and women are equal, but women are the MORE EQUAL gender"<br /><br />Here is a CLASSIC Bill Maher episode of Politically Incorrect<br />Part 1<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/uw9Q6GTEPYw&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/uw9Q6GTEPYw&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Part 2<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/8C-IyOpESeE&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8C-IyOpESeE&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer">El Chauvinisto</div>El Puphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08383852344468992946noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5552699329660785986.post-31092092107790857182010-02-24T13:24:00.000-05:002010-02-24T13:24:27.008-05:00More Japenese Skirt Sharking!Here's some more Japanese panty sharking. These guys are really good at ripping skirts and panties off these women. Talk about degrading! I love this shit! <br />
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Check out the other sharking posts! <br />
-<a href="http://chauvinisto.blogspot.com/2007/08/sharking-in-europe.html">Sharking in Europe</a> <br />
-<a href="http://chauvinisto.blogspot.com/2007/08/sharking-in-japan.html">Sharking in Japan</a><div class="blogger-post-footer">El Chauvinisto</div>El Chauvinistohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01879027165848336704noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5552699329660785986.post-90357457924991879432010-02-24T11:31:00.003-05:002010-02-24T11:40:32.754-05:00Let’s end “rape” one whore at a timeSo I decided to use my man power to do some good! I plan on ending rape. Now while I was convinced rape was the unlawful carnal knowledge of a person, but luckily Dictionary.com corrected me.<br /><br />“Rape- the unlawful compelling of a woman through physical force or duress to have sexual intercourse”<br /><br />So let me get this straight, men can’t be raped? <br /><br />For all these years I believed men could get raped in prison… Glad to know I never have to worry about THAT again.<br /><br /><a href="http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/?action=view¤t=you-gonna-get-raped.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/you-gonna-get-raped.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br /><br />The funny thing about duress is it can also mean confusion. Isn’t confusion subjective? Wouldn’t that make rape subjective? Wouldn’t that make consent subjective? <br /><br />Then it hit me! I FIGURED OUT HOW TO STOP RAPE (you’re welcome ladies).<br /><br />At first I used to think it was only taking cases where a woman was held down against their will or drugged with a LEGIT DATE RAPE DRUG seriously, and dismiss all the stupid “I was really drunk off 2 Smirnoff’s and I’m such a victim BAAAAAAWWWWWWW!” cases.<br /><a href="http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/?action=view¤t=AdviceBitchRespect.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/AdviceBitchRespect.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br /><br />I now realize I was expecting too much… That would require women to be responsible <br />for their own actions something that this article proved just can’t happen.<br /><br />http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-436592/Drug-rape-myth-exposed-study-reveals-binge-drinking-blame.html<br /><br />So what is my new solution? Simple, it ain’t rape if you’re consenting… Therefore if YOU get raped it’s YOU’RE fault 100% OF THE TIME for not consenting! (no exceptions)<br />Instead of complaining, just lay back and enjoy the ride.<br /><br />This would not only end cases where women weren’t actually raped like in Kobe’s case (by the way, how do you rape a slut… You CAN’T rape the UN-RAPABLE!), but this would make all those women who feel dirty for being forced against their will to have sex to finally feel good about themselves by being able to tell themselves it was just really crappy rough sex.<br /><br />This would also end bullshit cases where a husband “rapes” his wife. By the way, how can a MAN rape HIS PROPERTY? And yes, a woman is THE MAN’S property. <br /><br />Need proof? What’s the last name of the bitch after she gets married?<br /><a href="http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/?action=view¤t=Fixeddpunct.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/Fixeddpunct.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br /><br />As far as I can see, this is win/win/win/win. Men will no longer go to jail because they made the mistake of choosing the wrong slut to have a one night stand with, Women who get held down and forced against their will no longer have to feel dirty for being forced in to doing things they never wanted to do, It will help law enforcement from doing the hard task of sorting determining REAL rape cases from a stupid bitch with a vendetta trying to manipulate people, and it will make feminist no longer need to try and make women who say yes but then change their mind or do it to abuse the law, look like victims.<br /><br /><a href="http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/?action=view¤t=Courage-Wolf-friend-zone.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/Courage-Wolf-friend-zone.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><div class="blogger-post-footer">El Chauvinisto</div>El Puphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08383852344468992946noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5552699329660785986.post-7236695006081792072010-02-11T13:31:00.000-05:002010-02-11T13:31:03.296-05:00Share Your Story!<ul><li>Do women piss you off on the daily? </li>
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No holds barred! <div class="blogger-post-footer">El Chauvinisto</div>El Chauvinistohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01879027165848336704noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5552699329660785986.post-10847582874183391242010-02-11T07:41:00.002-05:002010-02-11T07:51:47.953-05:00What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and Sarah Palin's vagina?<big><b><u>ONLY ONE RETARDED THING HAS COME OUT OF HER VAGINA!</big></b></u><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/NrzXLYA_e6E&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/NrzXLYA_e6E&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><a href="http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/?action=view¤t=sarahpalintrig.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/sarahpalintrig.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br /><br />Actually that is an incorrect statement in the picture. As a man, he will STILL probably grow up to be smarter, better, and stronger than this cunt!<div class="blogger-post-footer">El Chauvinisto</div>El Puphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08383852344468992946noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5552699329660785986.post-17564144119773872532010-02-08T17:52:00.009-05:002010-02-08T18:17:26.642-05:00BITCH, you're lucky we're willing to GIVE you THIS JOB, SO STOP COMPLAINING!Women are whores (IT'S A FACT)... And there is nothing wrong with whores.<br /><br />HOWEVER, There is a problem about saying you will do a job and then acting like a spoiled little bitch about it!<br /><br /><object width="640" height="510"><param name="movie" value="http://www.heaven666.org/v/9542"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.heaven666.org/v/9542" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="360" height="360"></embed></object><br /><br />What part of this pre-agreed contract did you not understand you stupid whore? Maybe if you weren't such a god damn Eye soar and learned to shut the fuck up, guys would pay to fuck you instead of piss in your mouth!<br /><br />By the way, props to the ARTIST who made this video! <br />It proves that a woman's mouth is good for everything except SAYING SOMETHING WORTH LISTENING TO!<div class="blogger-post-footer">El Chauvinisto</div>El Puphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08383852344468992946noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5552699329660785986.post-7753253725652827672010-02-08T13:11:00.006-05:002010-02-08T13:21:43.543-05:00This woman EARNED the respect she's given!A Female employee talks about respect in the workforce...<br /><br /><object width="640" height="510"><param name="movie" value="http://www.heaven666.org/v/6733"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.heaven666.org/v/6733" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="320" height="250"></embed></object><br /><br />You're paid to <s>give</s> do a <s>blow</s> job, so quit using company time to bitch about your feelings!<div class="blogger-post-footer">El Chauvinisto</div>El Puphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08383852344468992946noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5552699329660785986.post-24828033499929517592010-02-02T00:11:00.005-05:002010-02-02T07:31:48.029-05:00PROOF, A father is SUPERIOR to a mother!Listen to Dick Masterson’s Voicemail on youtube (if you are unaware who Dick Masterson is… Let’s say Dick is to Chauvinism as Jesus is to Religion)<br /><a href="http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/?action=view¤t=even-jesus-gets-hungry.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/even-jesus-gets-hungry.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br /><br /> eventually you will hear some dumb cunt say “What about your mom?” As if they’ve completely disproven chauvinism with this ONE retarded question. <br />But it got me thinking, why would anyone think a mother would be an exception to the rules of chauvinism… WHEN MEN BEAT WOMEN AT PARENTING! IN FACT MEN ARE SO AWESOME AT IT, NOT HAVING A FATHER CAN BE A LIABILITY!<br /><a href="http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/?action=view¤t=nottoolate.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/nottoolate.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br />Don’t believe me? It’s ok… I have PROOF.<br /><br /><b></u>DO YOU HAVE DADDY ISSUES?</b></u><br />Men are so important to a kid growing up, that not having ENOUGH time with your dad can actually fuck you up for life. SOOOO many <s>Uptight cunts</s> <s>strippers</s> girls that grow up without enough of their dad in their life are almost gurenteed to grow up with fucked up issues.<br /><a href="http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/?action=view¤t=stripping-demotivational-poster.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/stripping-demotivational-poster.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br /><br />SO WHAT ABOUT MOTHERS<br /><br />Spending a lot of time with Mom is the perfect way to be raised… IF YOU WANNA END UP FUCKED UP! Lets disregard the statistics of people in prison who were all <i>RAISED BY SINGLE MOTHERS</i>, lets go over the many ways a moms “care” will FUCK YOU UP! (If you HAVE to be raised be a single mother, hopefully she will neglect you to the point where you end up HALF WAY NORMAL!)<br /><br /><u>Momma’s Boy</u>- the goal of every woman… a subservient man-slave to serve their every neurotic desire that they don’t have to have sex with. They nutuer anything that would make him a MAN all for their own selfish gain, because having a needy co-dependent man in her life is the closest that bitch can have to making a relationship work with a man.<br /><a href="http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/?action=view¤t=mommas_boy.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/mommas_boy.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br /><br /><u>Fat Bitch</U>- This is the type of girl that mommy just HAD to make “feel good” about themselves. She’s the fat, uptight, bitchy type of girl that ended up that way because mommy told her shit like “What do you mean those boys called you a stupid face? They’re the ones with the a stupid face! Would you like another slice of chocolate cake sweety?”<br /><a href="http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/?action=view¤t=demotivational-poster-blending-in-j.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/demotivational-poster-blending-in-j.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br /><br /><u>”Independent” Woman</u>- This type of girl is to independence as lawyers are to improving modern medical treatment. She is not REALY independent, just angry, irrational, and with that ever SOOO pleasant “IT’S CAUSE I’M A WOMAN?!” Attitude (can you say LOL-suits for everyone?). Why? Because mommy had to teach her she is entitled to everything in the world, Even if she lacks the qualifications needed.<br /><a href="http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/?action=view¤t=woman-yelling-at-man.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/woman-yelling-at-man.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br /><b><u>What happens when a father spends too much time with his kid?</B></u><br /><br />Well, worse case is you can end up with a “daddy’s girl”… But women are fuck up’s naturally, so you can’t blame the father for his <s>overdue abortion</s> daughter being delusional. As a father, he just didn’t have enough heart to beat the dumb bitch in to realizing she’s just another hole for a man to fuck and chuck.<br />But even when men “fuck up” as parents, they still kick more ass at raising that little <s>shit machine</s> tax deduction, than any woman who THINKS they’re doing a “good” job.<br /><br /><u>A man Beats his or molests his kid</u>- By FAR the worse thing a man can do other than NOT BE THERE! But if this happens to a girl, It’s a fucking WIN! Have you ever nailed a chick who was diddled by daddy when they were young? It’s awesome! Those sluts are fucking AMAZING in the sack! Even better, THEY ARE EASY AS FUCK AND UP FOR ANYTHING! As far as I’m concerned, there aren’t ENOUGH dad’s molesting their daughters!<br /><br /><a href="http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/?action=view¤t=pedobear.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/pedobear.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br />Getting a fellow man laid +500 MAN POINTS!<br /><br />Even the boys who get beaten or molested by their pops usually end up some tough mother fuckers. Now I would NEVER condone a Father molesting his son, but at least he doesn’t end up as pathetic as a MAMA’S BOY if it does happen.<br /><a href="http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/?action=view¤t=truth-hurts-top.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/truth-hurts-top.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><div class="blogger-post-footer">El Chauvinisto</div>El Puphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08383852344468992946noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5552699329660785986.post-12422467518396952010-01-28T11:39:00.003-05:002010-01-29T00:08:57.961-05:00Pick-up artists need to address the IMPORTANT questions!Pick up artists are an odd group. On one hand they manipulate women into having sex with them by putting them down, lying, never paying for anything for them, or being loyal with one girl (which is all pretty manly)… <br />But on the other hand they handle it in a pretty lame way. They use jargon as if picking up women required the same skill as writing up an income statement, they believe ANY man can get ANY women the same way women think acting like a bitch will weed out assholes and help you find Mr. Right, and they get butt hurt easily.<br /><br />They also DENY with all their hearts that they are chauvinists in the least bit… But I can respect that, because anyone who can lie so well that they convince themselves it’s true is a damn good liar.<br /><a href="http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/?action=view¤t=scott-peterson-and-amber-frey.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/scott-peterson-and-amber-frey.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br /><br />I like to fuck around on the internet (as if this website wasn’t proof enough). It makes life more interesting for me, life more hellish to twats, and the internet a better place to make fun of people. While I am guilty of being a jovial-jack ass, what hurts is when I ask a serious question and get treated like a 3rd strike offender. <br /><a href="http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/?action=view¤t=2.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/2.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br /><br />So when I asked the men of www.theattractionforums.com for some serious man-vice with this question, you can imagine my shock when they used the ban hammer against me for being “too mysoginistic.”<br /><br /><i>“So I have a question, I was fucking this bitch I met all nasty style and at first things were going good… but then this bitch started getting on my nerves. While I was ramming my sweet cock-cicle all up in that pussy hole she started moaning and shit.<br />FUCK TALK ABOUT A DISTRACTION! I asked her politely “Can you please shut the fuck up? I’m trying to have an orgasm here!” <br /><br />Well she started crying, but luckily it was quite enough for me to bust a nut so it was all good… Well, it WAS all good till she started asking me all these annoying questions like<br /><br />“Do you love me?”<br />“Do you respect me?”<br />“Will you call me again?”<br /><br />When I answered the bitch with a simple no, she just started crying EVEN MORE! It was so fucking annoying I had to boot that bitch out.<br /><br />MY QUESTION IS how can I get these bitches to stop asking me stupid questions after sex, and start asking me questions that are actually important like “Can I make you a sandwich?””</i><br /><br />But after getting banned, I realized my problem… I was asking the wrong people. Getting advise from an internet forum on how to nail chicks is pointless because if these guys were getting laid, they wouldn’t be on a site asking other guys who don’t get laid, how to get laid. <br /><a href="http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/?action=view¤t=Puas.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/Puas.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><div class="blogger-post-footer">El Chauvinisto</div>El Puphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08383852344468992946noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5552699329660785986.post-63366332374137276332010-01-26T10:00:00.005-05:002010-01-29T00:04:14.071-05:00It is polite to treat women as objectsMany of the people that meet me at parties hear I am a writer for this site. Some people think its AWSOME, and some people wanna cut my penis off for it. The people who don’t start crying or try and try to cut off my penis will usually tell me how awesome what I do is and tell me jokes about smacking women around.<br />Though I laugh, I am not for the Idea of a man hitting a woman. The reason I am not so excited for this idea is because <s>the idea of a punching bag that cries and bleeds everywhere sounds like an annoying and messy workout</s> hitting a woman means you see them as an equal.<br /><a href="http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/?action=view¤t=BT20003-2.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/BT20003-2.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br />Women are not, and never will be equal to men… and ladies why would you want to be? We <s>make all the money</s> are competitive, <s>know how to not cry about everything</s> are emotionally dead inside, and <s>don’t know the meaning of quit till the job is fucking DONE!</S> don’t stop doing things when we could be spending time elsewhere. Having a <s> hole for shoving my cock in</s> different perspective for life is a GOOD thing.<br />Any scenario where you hit a woman should be seen the same way you would hit a dog, unnecessary MOST of the time (However if a bitch attacking you, it’s self defense and no animal cruelty laws apply). It’s a mans discretion that determines if a bitch needs a good smacking, and multiple men agreeing the bitch needed it is always a good rule of thumb.<br /><a href="http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/?action=view¤t=beaten.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/beaten.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br />However the proper and <b>polite</b> way to treat a women is like a car. They should be used up to the full capacity with regular maintenance so you can chuck the old piece of shit for something new to use up and repeat the process.<br /><br />-It is polite to take her out to dinner the same way it’s a good idea to put gas in your car. <br />-It’s proper to go out and do something the same way it’s proper to change your cars oil. <br /><br />However you better believe the moment that alternator goes out (just like when your relationship loses its spark) you better chuck that old piece of shit for a newer younger model and hope you get better millage out of this one.<br /><br />Of course when I explain this to people they say “but what about you and your girlfriend, how does SHE feel about this?” Ok, you got me everyone… I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. I <I>AM</I> aware it is a loss of man points but I have enough to spare (if I didn’t I wouldn’t be able to get a girlfriend to begin with). I usually explain two things to these people.<br />1) The first thing I always explain the reason she hasn’t gone broke up with me knowing FULL WELL what I do in my real life and what I post on this site. <br /><br />The simple truth is <s>I have a large penis</s> She gets treated well, so why should she care what the reason is she is getting treated well? <br /><br />I usually than explain how chivalry isn’t the retarded worship of women that day dreaming fat cunts think it is…(author of twilight)<br /><a href="http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/?action=view¤t=The_Twilight_Author.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/The_Twilight_Author.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br /><br />it’s a way to treat women because we feel pity for something that can’t do anything for itself.<br /><a href="http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/?action=view¤t=twilight-movie-poster.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/twilight-movie-poster.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br /><br />2) The second thing is of course, a lie to make them feel good. Women LOVE to be lied to! Of course they SAY they like honesty, but they like honesty the same way they like going to the gym... It’s a good idea but in reality it’s too painful and hard for them to deal with so they will come up with <s>excuses</s> <s>lies</s> reasons why they don’t wanna be around it. So what is my feel good speech at parties?<br />“Women ARE like cars (rest of speech)… However, now and again you will come across a rare collectable Shelby mustang, Corvette, (insert any classic car hear) that is worth putting in the extra time, money and effort in to. You begin to love that car and it becomes an ‘object of affection.’” <br />So what happens next?<br /><br /><u><b>The Ladies</b></u><br />Immediately every woman in the room goes “awwwww” because they somehow think they are this extremely rare special exception. I’ve even had it go to where women start trying to decide what kind of car they are, which is hilarious because you get to REALLY see another reason why men are superior. This will spark and opening for men to get women to talk to them and more than likely get them laid.<br />Getting your fellow man laid: +500 man points.<br /><br /><u><b>The Gents</u></b><br />They respect the speech, they know the bull shit, respect an opening that they can agree chauvinism is awesome that doesn’t get women clamoring to cut off their penises, and gets them laid.<br /><a href="http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/?action=view¤t=man-and-woman-in-bed.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/man-and-woman-in-bed.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br /><br /><u><b>My Girlfriend</u></b><br />Knows me, my beliefs, and that it’s part true and part bullshit. She doesn’t care… It makes her look good, and makes her laugh inside she knows women are stupid… especially the ones that can’t do the math on how many cars on the road are sweet collectables, and that the majority are pieces of shit.<br /><a href="http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/?action=view¤t=babieseverywhere.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/babieseverywhere.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><div class="blogger-post-footer">El Chauvinisto</div>El Puphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08383852344468992946noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5552699329660785986.post-1610592606465063462010-01-04T19:35:00.005-05:002010-02-16T12:56:34.495-05:00The MANLIEST CONVERSTATION of 2010 EVER!Men know how to celebrate shit, It's a fact! Don't believe me go to bourbon street on Mardi Gras. You think bitches getting their tits out was a woman’s Idea??? FUCK NO! WOMEN DON'T HAVE IDEAS.... PERIOD!<br /><br />Seeing as new years eve I was sick I couldn't REALLY CELEBRATE, I decided to make up for my half-assed getting drunk that night by celebrating the start of 2010 in NEW ORLEANS with my buddy MR. BASTeRD (I spelled it incorrectly because there are no tards when it comes to REAL men)!<br /><br /><object codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=7,0,0,0" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="244" height="348" > <param name="movie" value="http://www.britepic.com/britepic.swf"> <param name="FlashVars" value="id=1528716&src=http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/Girls-Gone.jpg&keywords=Girls%20Gone%20Wild&show_ads=1&show_menu=1&href=http%253A//&caption=Girls-Gone&width=244&height=348&" > <param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"> <param name="wmode" value="transparent"> <embed src="http://www.britepic.com/britepic.swf" flashvars="id=1528716&src=http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/Girls-Gone.jpg&keywords=Girls%20Gone%20Wild&show_ads=1&show_menu=1&href=http%253A//&caption=Girls-Gone&width=244&height=348&" allowscriptaccess="always" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" wmode="transparent" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="244" height="348"></embed></object><br /><br />We got fucked up on bourbon st and decided the only way to celebrate this shit was to post the manliest conversation of ALL TIME!! We decided also that being drunk while having the manliest conversation of all time was the manliest way to do it! Sure, drinking may impair our judgment as well as my writing abilities... but GOD DAMN IT, IF IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ERNEST HEMINGWAY IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!<br /><br /><a href="http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/?action=view¤t=hemgun.png" target="_blank"><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/hemgun.png" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br /><br />What makes this the manliest conversation ever? Well you can bitch about how “we ain’t real men” like some retarded single mother trying to insult the father of her kid that was smart enough to leave the dumb bitch the moment she turned raising a child into her way of saying “we should get married”, or you could listen… like a MAN! <br /><br /><a href="http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/?action=view¤t=MauryPovich.png" target="_blank"><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/MauryPovich.png" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br /><br />Men are the only ones who can decide what’s manly, and seeing as we’re the only two men speaking right now, I’d say we’re the only one RIGHT now who CAN decide whats manly.<br /><br /><a href="http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/?action=view¤t=1111111111111.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/1111111111111.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br /><br />THE MANLIEST CONVERSATION <S>OF 2010 </S> EVER<br /><br />El pup- so what are the manliest things we can talk about<br /><br />Mr. Basterd- Hot bitches, violence, and money. Speaking of violence, hunting is manly as fuck!<br /><br />El pup- I concur, hunting is fucking manly! You know, men are so god damn fucking awesome at hunting they need to put “seasons” and “tag limits” on killing shit.<br /><br />Mr. Basterd- it’s because men like chalange. If we didn’t put restrictions on the shit MEN could kill, we would kill and eat the fuck out of EVERYTHING that moves. I mean SERIOUSLY!<br /><br />El Pup- I didn’t work my way to the top of the food chain to eat fucking salad. <br /><a href="http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/?action=view¤t=BD203A.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/BD203A.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br /><br />Mr. Basterd- Notice how a steak house will serve you a salad before your steak… it’s to remind you how great that steak is once it comes to the table.<br /><br />El pup- Speaking of pieces of meat, lets talk about hot bitches.<br /><br />Mr. Basterd- you know how 9/10 guys will say Megan Fox is hot, but only 1/10 women will admit it?<br /><br />El pup- that’s because women think traits <s>they think they possess but really don’t</s> like “personality” and “talent” some how fall in to the category of attractiveness…. As if women have either.<br /><br />Mr. Basterd- well what are they gonna do, rub their double D “personalities” in my face while their “talent” jacks me off? I don’t think so.<br /><a href="http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/?action=view¤t=perfect-woman-1.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/perfect-woman-1.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br /><br />El pup- Maybe in the future we can rename breasts to “personalities” so finally girls can be loved for that… but I have a feeling even THAT won’t shut bitches up.<br /><br />Mr. Basterd- ain’t it funny that a woman with a nice rack and zero talent will bring in more money than any cunt who thinks her “over achieving drama club” status makes up for her disgusting waist line?<br /><br />El pup- define “over achieving”. Over achieving to a woman is like running a marathon for a person in a wheel chair… you can “try" all you want, but at the end of the day you ain’t gonna be running because you physically are just incapable of doing it. Actually that’s a horrible analogy, people in wheel chairs over come adversity. Women just make blame men for all of their problems.<br /><a href="http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/?action=view¤t=feminazi.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/feminazi.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br /><br />Mr. Basterd- It ain’t our fault we EARN 25 cents more an hour. Maybe if you weren’t busy updating your facebook instead of getting the shit you are getting paid to do done, affirmative action wouldn’t be <b>the only reason</b> you have a job.<br /><br />Well, that was the manliest conversation ever. Shorter than you thought it would be? That’s just cause REAL MEN get straight to the point instead of going on about useless descriptions about feelings that serve NO FUCKING PURPOSE TO THE STORY!<br /><br />During this conversation we drank 7 alcoholic drinks (each), farted 8 times (in total), and told 1 hot bitch to fuck off till tomarrow.<div class="blogger-post-footer">El Chauvinisto</div>El Puphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08383852344468992946noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5552699329660785986.post-52806889581034217432010-01-01T08:27:00.003-05:002010-01-29T00:05:09.744-05:00The proper way to start the new yearThere are many manly ways to celebrate your new year in 2010, but there is one manly thing we can all agree on no matter how you do... and thats BITCHES AIN'T SHIT!<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/dSJxvi767kQ&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/dSJxvi767kQ&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer">El Chauvinisto</div>El Puphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08383852344468992946noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5552699329660785986.post-49287451674767129882009-12-28T14:33:00.004-05:002009-12-28T17:12:30.573-05:00A REAL MAN HAS NEVER HAD SEX WITH A WOMAN!Whenever a women reads my rants, she automaticly assumes I must be gay.<br /><br />What women don't understand is <s>logic</s> <s>sarcasm</s> that men who know they are better than women are not gay, not in the least.<br /><br /><a href="http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/?action=view¤t=straightpride.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/straightpride.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br /><br />Women- "so why don't you just become gay so you don't have to deal with women?"<br /><br />El- You don't think we would if we could?! Being Gay would be AWESOME! Gay guys take care of their appearance, can't get knocked up to trap people in relationship, and best of all can't get married. <br /><a href="http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/?action=view¤t=man_train.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/man_train.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br />However God is a Man, <s>Because Jesus wasn't conceived by imaculate scissoring</S> and Men have compassion for lower level beings (why do you think we pay for a woman's date). <br />God felt sorry for his 2nd best creation (They're high on the list because women are good for making more of the #1 thing on that list... men) so he made sure that women did not go into extinction by forcing men to be attracted to them.<br /><br /><br /><br />Woman- "but how can you have sex with women if you hate them so much?"<br /><br />El- Well let me explain 2 things: FIRST, we don't HATE women. A Chauvinist just makes clear as day observations, then compares it EQUALLY to a man. <br />The second thing is that a man doesn't have to respect something to have sex with it. If men did respect everything they had sex with Paris Hilton would never get laid, and men would worship their hands since more has been done by a mans hand than by any woman.<br /><br />But upon second thought I remembered something, REAL MEN don't have sex WITH WOMEN!<br /><br />"But wait El Pup, I love screwing women! What the fuck!"<br /><br />Well imaginary man who is interupting me like a woman that I made up for the sake of this article, let me explain.<br /><br />Real men don't have sex <u><i>WITH</i></u> WOMEN, They have sex <u><i>AT</i></u> WOMEN!<br /><br />"But what's the difference El Pup?"<br /><br />Well obviously fake man who is not figuring out things like a woman that I made up for the sake of this article, let me explain some more.<br /><br />Women make up over 51% of the worlds population <s>despite being an "oppressed minority"</s>, so whenever you go somewhere, half of the people you interact with will be women.<br /><br />Now as a Man, I'm amazing at sex. In fact I'm so good at sex I don't need anyone to help me. Women are not near as good at sex. They constantly have to ask Men what they like, They cant have orgasms, But worse of all they keep buying up vibrators with the mindset of a Poor person buying a lotto ticket... Sure, it feels good and you might even get some small wins, but your never gonna hit the jackpot and it's just a distraction from not being able to get what you want.<br /><br /><a href="http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/?action=view¤t=huge.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/huge.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br /><br />As a man, I feel sorry for women. So if I have nothing better to do, I'll ocassionally have sex at a woman. Do I care enough to care about them during the act? God No! I'm already delaying the result that could be happening in 5 minutes out of pitty for you, as far as I'm concerned you're either cummin with me or you ain't cummin at all.<br /><br />Having sex <i><u>with</u></i> women is a loss of man points EVERYTIME!<br />-Making a girl orgasm intentionally without bragging about it to her afterward: Minus 10 manpoints<br />-Trying to make your penis bigger for the ladies: Minus 50 manpoints<br />-Saying I love you after sex: Minus 25 manpoints (during or before sex doesn't matter, we all say shit we don't mean for a good laugh to tell our buddies)<br />-giving her head: Minus 100 Manpoints (are you getting any enjoyment out of it? if not whats the point?)<br />-letting her "guide" you: lose every manpoint! (women can't give dirrections for shit, women can't give themselves orgasms, and women can't be leaders... So please tell me what part of a woman telling a man what to do by giving them directions on how to give them something they can't give themselves sounds like a good idea?).<br /><br /><a href="http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/?action=view¤t=manly.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/manly.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><div class="blogger-post-footer">El Chauvinisto</div>El Puphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08383852344468992946noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5552699329660785986.post-82246845707418266012009-12-08T20:01:00.002-05:002009-12-08T20:13:46.784-05:00Get your girl the gift she REALY wants… DISAPPOINTMENT!Are your stressing about what to get that girl who thinks you’re her boyfriend, but you never made it official so your not; but your getting her a Christmas gift anyways so she keeps blowing you? <br /><br />Yeah me neither, but women like to think you spend all day worrying about this kinda shit so lets assume you ended up on this site in hopes to get her a great gift (it will shut her up for a few minutes so just play along).<br />Women hate to be happy! Women hate it almost as much as hearing the truth (MABTW). <br /><br />Women ask questions there are no right answer to like “Do you think she is prettier than me?” while a Victoria’s Secret commercial is on.<br /><br />This only leaves you with 3 wrong answers you can give, which will all <s>”Feel” (the women equivalent of listening)</s> “Sound” to her like the following:<br /><br />-“No, because I’m a liar and I don’t trust you enough to tell the truth”<br />-“No… She’s HOTTER than you. Saying that girl is JUST “pretty” is like saying Cancer is an incovinence. In fact I think I’m gonna start pretending you’re a more attractive person next time I fuck you.” (because she <s>”feels”</s> “hears” all the things you “DON’T say”, when you answer with a simple yes)<br />- “Can we just skip to the part where you get mad at me for not answering this right?” (the only one she hears correctly, but still pisses her off)<br /><br />However what men don’t realize when they answer these <s>accusation traps</s> “questions” is they are giving women EXACTLY what they want: <s>fuel to be bitchy</s> DISAPPOINTMENT!<br /><br />Men, how many girls do you know that like to play the victim? That’s right, ALL OF THEM!<br /><a href="http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/?action=view¤t=dude-omg-rihanna-beat-up--large-msg.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/dude-omg-rihanna-beat-up--large-msg.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br /><a href="http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/?action=view¤t=ladies.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/ladies.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br /><a href="http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/?action=view¤t=Chris_brown.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/Chris_brown.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br /><br />If you give women little shit to play the victim over, imagine how happy they will be when they go cry to all their whiney chick friends (or guy friends who they want attention from)but don't have any REAL problem after all. <br />If women didn’t love being disappointed, why do you think they would do any of the following:<br />-Allow themselves to stay in an abusive relationship <br /><a href="http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/?action=view¤t=pamela1.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/pamela1.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br />-Stay obsessed with a guy who told them “I like you, but I don’t wanna be with you” <br /><a href="http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/?action=view¤t=jon-gosselin.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/jon-gosselin.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br />-Use sex to lure a guy to do favors for them, then complain that all men do is use them for sex.<br /><b>”INSERT PICTURE OF MOST RECENT EX-GIRLFRIEND HERE”</b><br /><br />The list goes on forever, so I refuse to list it all <s>because men not only get to the point, but cause they have one EVERYTIME before say something</s>. However there is one thing I do need to put emphisis on… Give them <u>LITTLE</u> shit to be disappointed over. Something TOO BIG is just gonna get them to get a man to kick your ass.<br /> A good way to determine if it is truly “little” is the man test... if another MAN cried to you about a similar problem would you look at him and go: <br />“what are you complaining about? Awwwwww, I’m sorry baby… does your quivering vagina hurt?” <br /><a href="http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/?action=view¤t=tampon.png" target="_blank"><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/tampon.png" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br /><br />How can you give girls their little bits of disappointment that she so desperately needs to fuel her pitty tank? Use these following gifts!<br />1. Clothes- No matter what you will fuck this up! You will either get the wrong size, something she doesn’t like, or something else stupid .<br /><br />MAN-Vantage: Isn’t enough for her to stop loving your cock, but is surely enough to bring some light water works on Christmas morning.<br /><br />MISS-advantage: You have to deal with her crying.<br /><br />2. Dick in a Box- This has to be done right, but if executed the way A REAL MAN WOULD it will bring you both “joy”. Give her the dick in a box, after she opens it and fucks you because <s>she’s a cock hungry whore</s> <s>She’s desperate to gain your approval</s> she loves you prepare to execute her part of the gift. Explain that all you got her was the dick in a box (reason why doesn’t matter, a man can think up any excuse).<br /><br />MAN-Vantage: She’ll cry for at least a day, and not talk to you for about a week, which is a definite WIN/WIN!<br /><br />MISS-advantage: She’ll think you “owe” her once she remembers she doesn’t wanna die alone and starts <s>harassing</s> talking to you again.<br /><a href="http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/?action=view¤t=dick-in-a-box.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/dick-in-a-box.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br /><br />3. A videogame (AKA a gift you’ll like that you know she won’t)- while the last item is not exclusive to the videogames, it’s the best for this example. Say that you really want to do the same things with her that you are in to. After that buy something you want like a videogame that is a first person shooter. When you give it to her explain “This is so you can get better at these kinda games so we can play together”<br /><br />MAN-Vantage: she won’t do that obnouxious crying thing and will pretend that it’s the sweetest thing ever, but get frustrated within the 1st 20 minutes of <s>failing</s> trying to learn. Eventually she will hate the game, give it to you, and get to bitch to her friend how it was a shitty gift.<br /><br />MISS-advantage: It won’t give her the FULL MISS-satisfaction she truly craves because it was a “sweet” idea.<br /><a href="http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/?action=view¤t=girls-playing-games.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/girls-playing-games.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br /><br />Men, notice that this is all little shit that if a man complained about you would immediately slap him and call him a bitch. THAT is how you will know you are giving her the disappointment that truly makes her woman soul <s>or lack there of</s> happy… Because if you aren’t making them happy, lord knows they will blame you for them not being able to create happiness for themselves.<div class="blogger-post-footer">El Chauvinisto</div>El Puphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08383852344468992946noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5552699329660785986.post-1068151503820555632009-12-06T14:36:00.007-05:002009-12-07T11:25:42.401-05:00Better dealing with womenHello, my name is El Pup. As a chauvinist I am constantly faced with the burden of dealing with women every time I go in to a public area. The reason for this is unfortunately women make up over half of the population.<br /><br />No worries, as a man I have learned how to best adapt to ALL women that I am forced to encounter.<br /><br /><b>Today’s topic is women.</b><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg_pNHGfA3Hq2tHoUj3uwr0LG1eoZSbZuRkpzoEFEH5ugD2ZclpVwTYhbxzIZX8mzCHyB0QfUnIFGbZXxYRdGKj5BXmh0qyJ71mi5_2Hi-kk6X8b6eSmAHiLNseSCVYyc04gi7KXi6o6Qs/s1600-h/KitchenArmorWoman.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 269px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg_pNHGfA3Hq2tHoUj3uwr0LG1eoZSbZuRkpzoEFEH5ugD2ZclpVwTYhbxzIZX8mzCHyB0QfUnIFGbZXxYRdGKj5BXmh0qyJ71mi5_2Hi-kk6X8b6eSmAHiLNseSCVYyc04gi7KXi6o6Qs/s400/KitchenArmorWoman.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5412529569955900594" /></a><br /><br />WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, put away those penis cutters all you ladies who are on this site (despite strong warning given FOR YOUR OWN GOOD). This is not the “blah blah blah inferior gender” speech I spewed out after reading the glorious masterpiece “MEN>WOMEN”.<br /><br />Rather it is a list of facts and proper reactions to help MEN better <s>tolerate</s>... I mean “understand” women.<br /><br />To all women who are about to read this; this is FOR men, but I will allow women to read it. It’s the least I could do for all the times I drank a Smirnoff ice knowing full well it was made for women.<br /><br />However, if this hurts your feelings and you NOW think we’re a bunch of “pigs” and that we "don’t care",<br />I would like to take this moment to beg you to PLEASE not swear off MEN like you swore off drinking ever again, chocolate, Ice cream, fried food, Carbs, crying over boyfriends, buying shoes that are half a size too small, being “catty” towards other women, etc…<br /><br />Rather, try to understand we just have a different type of brain from you.<br /><a href="http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/?action=view&current=woman-brain-1.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/woman-brain-1.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br /><br />HEY, at least we’re pretending to care! That should show you we at least “care” about not hurting your feelings, and isn’t that what really matters?<br /><br />LESSON 1<br /><b>Facts about women and HOW TO BETTER “UNDERSTAND” THEM:</b><br /><a href="http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/?action=view&current=Women-1.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/Women-1.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br />-women don't like anal sex... They FUCKING LOVE IT!<br />-women will do anything for chocolate<br />-chocolate makes women fat (and women don’t like being fat)<br />-If you see a woman anywhere near chocolate, roll up a paper, smack her on the nose and say "NO, BAD WOMAN" (she’ll thank you for it)<br />-if she asks if something makes her look fat, walk out of the room. When you come back and she asks why you did that, walk out again. Repeat until she thinks it’s cute and forgets what she was talking about.<br />-When a woman asks “how big is your dick?” remind her that there’s a 70% chance she’s never had and never will have an orgasm anyways so it shouldn’t REALY matter.<br />-If she starts <s>faking</s> having an "orgasm" during sex, put your finger on her mouth and say "SHHHH. Can you please be quiet? I’m trying to concintrate!"<br />-When a women asks if you respect her say "more than I respect my own mother”… she doesn’t have to know “how much” you respect your mother, she just needs to know you respect her more than another woman that cares about you.<br />-you don't have to "listen" to women because they will accuse you of not listening regardless<br />-Allowing your woman to go on the internet unsupervised will fill your place with useless crap from ebay, empty chip bags, chocolate wrappers, and dirty dishes. Before she starts thinking your credit/debit card is a magical Ebay wish-list granter, or posts ALL HER PERSONAL INFO ON TWITTER AND FACEBOOK be sure to redirect her to more productive activities.<br /><a href="http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/?action=view&current=women.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/women.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br /><br />LESSON 2<br /><b>So what is the best type of woman to date?</b><br />Self Conscious women are the best women to date! Despite asking too many questions they usually watch what they eat, always try to look pretty, always keep trying to make their man happy (even if its just because they are desperate for approval) and assume everything is their fault which will Prevent 99.9% of fighting.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiqcU7awxb8GcC545nCcuDxVczh7tP1MU5wN2FzfeHqvBmSYBE45rIzv_oQNGpDgTzM5QkXdC3LTLAz3RXEN5yPrGkcEqETHAgIMnj_LpFbv_NCx-KRp7OlytTk219UobsNt1YQJJJHiPs/s1600-h/The_kitchen.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 270px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiqcU7awxb8GcC545nCcuDxVczh7tP1MU5wN2FzfeHqvBmSYBE45rIzv_oQNGpDgTzM5QkXdC3LTLAz3RXEN5yPrGkcEqETHAgIMnj_LpFbv_NCx-KRp7OlytTk219UobsNt1YQJJJHiPs/s400/The_kitchen.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5412530227093163026" /></a><br /><br /><br /><b>But my woman is not self conscious, how can I get her to be?</b><br />When a woman accuses you of “not listening”(and she will) tell her she has a defect, like she mumbles and slurs her words a lot so you have a hard time understanding her, then explain that you (and by extension everyone she knows) didn't want to point it out because you thought it would embarrass her. With luck, she'll become a self conscious woman and EVERYONE WINS!<br /><br />LESSON 3:<br /><b>DO NOT CONFUSE SELF CONSCIOUS WOMAN WITH THE "PITY WOMAN"</b><br /><a href="http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/?action=view&current=Loreal-1.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/Loreal-1.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br />The "Pity woman" will think she is a self conscious woman, but really she is just aware of all of her flaws and ashamed of them (like she should be!). They build pity for themselves because they some how think being self aware makes up for a lack or effort to correct her behavior.<br />Ironically women can’t tell the difference between "Pity woman" & A Self Conscious woman because they are too busy insulting other women or too busy convincing themselves they’re SOOO not like the women they’re insulting.<br /><br /><i>well men, here's a few ways to tell:</i><br /><br />-Is fat, and still insists on eating. (And don’t let her sucker you with that ‘she needs it to survive’ bullshit. She’s been doing FAR better than just “surviving” for a LONG TIME.)<br />-Thinks she’s asking a question but is really trying to “tell you” something… by not telling you. (If this happens, this should be a somber reminder that you should feel sorry for those who don’t understand how to properly communicate.)<br />-She starts arguments because she didn’t assume she was at fault first. She may initially try and get you to “half agree” it was your fault too, but that’s just her way of starting a fight because she lacks the ability to communicate and thinks arguing solves things, Especially if she gets to do some yelling (unless your yelling as well, then convinces herself its going nowhere until she can start yelling again).<br /><br />LESSON 4<br /><b>What is the type of Woman I should never be around?</b><br />paris hilton<br /><a href="http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/?action=view&current=parishilton.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/parishilton.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><b>Can you specify more?</b><br />No, a MAN already knows exactly what I’m talking about.<br /><br />FINAL LESSON!<br /><b>If the woman is related to you, remember 2 things</b><br />1. She can't talk with a mouth full of chocolate<br />2. You’re not gonna hit that! Why should you care how fat she gets!? <i>(Rule 2 not applicable in <span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1260126499_20">West Virginia</span>, <span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1260126499_21">Arkansas</span>, <span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1260126499_22">Louisiana</span>, <span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1260126499_23">Tennessee</span>, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, South Carolina, <span style="background: transparent none repeat scroll 0% 0%; cursor: pointer; -moz-background-clip: border; -moz-background-origin: padding; -moz-background-inline-policy: continuous;" class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1260126499_24">Indiana</span>, Eastern parts of <span class="yshortcuts" id="lw_1260126499_25">Texas</span> and Southern Portions of Virginia)</i><br /><a href="http://s6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/?action=view&current=Godiva.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/cheeyadog/Godiva.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer">El Chauvinisto</div>El Puphttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08383852344468992946noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5552699329660785986.post-25448148570713593312009-01-05T13:00:00.008-05:002010-04-27T13:21:43.405-05:00Contributing Writers Wanted!Unfortunately I haven't been able to spend as much time as I would like making this blog everything It could be. Absolutely nothing is off limits for you on this site. So, if you're interested in getting your opinions heard, no matter how inflammatory, please consider becoming a contributing writer here at El Chauvinisto. To apply, simply use the <a href="http://chauvinisto.blogspot.com/p/contact-el-chauvinisto.html">contact page</a> above and please use an accurate email address where you can be contacted, as further instructions will be sent via email. As always, your complete anonymity is safe with me. The First Amendment is respected here as well.<div class="blogger-post-footer">El Chauvinisto</div>El Chauvinistohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01879027165848336704noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5552699329660785986.post-80431773995741587022008-12-05T14:08:00.003-05:002009-01-05T13:27:42.487-05:00MSNBC - Male Producer Calls It Like It IsOne of the male producers at MSNBC completely blows up at some dumb cunt reporter. His use of language is excellent. MSNBC could be the last bastion of hope for men in the workplace. I think I'm going to apply for a job there...<br /><object width="450" height="370"><param name="movie" value="http://www.liveleak.com/e/f2d_1228448707"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.liveleak.com/e/f2d_1228448707" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="450" height="370"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer">El Chauvinisto</div>El Chauvinistohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01879027165848336704noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5552699329660785986.post-56693673000168075842008-10-19T20:54:00.001-05:002008-10-19T20:57:08.037-05:00The 10 Biggest Feminist MythsThis post was taken directly from: <a href="http://www.theconversationcafe.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5008">http://www.theconversationcafe.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5008</a><br /><br /><br />Are you tired of male-bashing and victimology?<br />Have you had your fill of feminist "Ms./Information"?<br />Have you been misled by factually challenged professors?<br />TAKE THIS TEST:<br /><br />Campus feminism is a kind of cult: As early as freshman orientation, professors begin spinning theories about how American women are oppressed under "patriarchy." Here is a list of the most common feminist myths. If you believe two or more of these untruths, you may need deprogramming.<br /><br />THE TEN MOST COMMON FEMINIST MYTHS:<br /><br />1. Myth: One in four women in college has been the victim of rape or attempted rape.<br /><br />Fact: This mother of all factoids is based on a fallacious feminist study commissioned by Ms. magazine. The researcher, Mary Koss, hand-picked by hard-line feminist Gloria Steinem, acknowledges that 73 percent of the young women she counted as rape victims were not aware they had been raped. Forty-three percent of them were dating their "attacker" again.<br /><br />Rape is a uniquely horrible crime. That is why we need sober and responsible research. Women will not be helped by hyperbole and hysteria. Truth is no enemy of compassion, and falsehood is no friend.<br /><br />(Nara Schoenberg and Sam Roe, "The Making of an Epidemic," Toledo Blade, October 10, 1993; and Neil Gilbert, "Examining the Facts: Advocacy Research Overstates the Incidence of Date and Acquaintance Rape," Current Controversies in Family Violence eds. Richard Gelles and Donileen Loseke, Newbury Park, CA.: Sage Publications, 1993, pp.120-132; Robin Warshaw (with Ms. Foundation) I Never Called It Rape: The Ms. Report -- With afterward by Mary Koss, New York: Harper Perennial, 1988; Mary Koss, et al "The Scope of Rape," Journal of Consulting and Clinical Psychology, 1987, Vol.55, pp.162-170; Mary Koss, et al "Stranger and Acquaintance Rape," Psychology of Women Quarterly, 1988, Vol.12, pp.1/24.Campus Crime and Security, Washington, D.C.: U.S. Department of Education, 1997. *According to this study, campus police reported 1,310 forcible sex offenses on U.S. campuses in one year. That works out to an average of fewer than one rape per campus.)<br /><br />2. Myth: Women earn 75 cents for every dollar a man earns.<br /><br />Fact: The 75 cent figure is terribly misleading. This statistic is a snapshot of all current full-time workers. It does not consider relevant factors like length of time in the workplace, education, occupation, and number of hours worked per week. (The experience gap is particularly large between older men and women in the workplace.) When economists do the proper controls, the so-called gender wage gap narrows to the point of vanishing.<br /><br />(Essential reading: Women's Figures: An Illustrated Guide to the Economic Progress of Women in America, by Diana Furchtgott-Roth and Christine Stolba, published by the Independent Women's Forum and the American Enterprise Institute, Washington, D.C. 2000.)<br /><br />3. Myth: 30 percent of emergency room visits by women each year are the result of injuries from domestic violence.<br /><br />Fact: This incendiary statistic is promoted by gender feminists whose primary goal seems to be to impugn men. Two responsible government studies report that the nationwide figure is closer to one percent. While these studies may have missed some cases of domestic violence, the 30% figure is a wild exaggeration.<br /><br />(National Center for Health Statistics, National Hospital Ambulatory Medical Care Survey: 1992 Emergency Department Summary , Hyattsville, Maryland, March 1997; and U.S. Bureau of Justice Statistics, Violence-Related Injuries Treated in Hospital Emergency Departments: Washington, D.C., August 1997.)<br /><br />4. Myth: The phrase "rule of thumb" originated in a man's right to beat his wife provided the stick was no wider than his thumb.<br /><br />Fact: This is an urban legend that is still taken seriously by activist law professors and harassment workshoppers. The Oxford English Dictionary has more than twenty citations for phrase "rule of thumb" (the earliest from 1692), but not a single mention of beatings, sticks, or husbands and wives.<br /><br />(For a definitive debunking of the hoax see Henry Ansgar Kelly, "Rule of Thumb and the Folklaw of the Husband's Stick," The Journal of Legal Education, September 1994.)<br /><br />5. Myth: Women have been shortchanged in medical research.<br /><br />Fact: The National Institutes of Health and drug companies routinely include women in clinical trials that test for effectiveness of medications. By 1979, over 90% of all NIH-funded trials included women. Beginning in 1985, when the NIH's National Cancer Center began keeping track of specific cancer funding, it has annually spent more money on breast cancer than any other type of cancer. Currently, women represent over 60% of all subjects in NIH-funded clinical trails.<br /><br />(Essential reading: Cathy Young and Sally Satel, "The Myth of Gender Bias in Medicine," Washington, D.C.: The Women's Freedom Network, 1997.)<br /><br />6.Myth: Girls have been shortchanged in our gender-biased schools<br /><br />Fact: No fair-minded person can review the education data and conclude that girls are the have-nots in our schools. Boys are slightly ahead of girls in math and science; girls are dramatically ahead in reading and writing. (The writing skills of 17-year-old boys are at the same level as 14-year- old girls.) Girls get better grades, they have higher aspirations, and they are more likely to go to college.<br /><br />(See: Trends in Educational Equity of Girls & Women, Washington, D. C.: U.S. Department of Education, June 2000.)<br /><br />7. Myth: "Our schools are training grounds for sexual harassment... boys are rarely punished, while girls are taught that it is their role to tolerate this humiliating conduct."<br /><br />(National Organization of Women, "Issue Report: Sexual Harassment," April 1998.)<br /><br />Fact: "Hostile Hallways," is the best-known study of harassment in grades 8-11. It was commissioned by the American Association of University Women (AAUW) in 1993, and is a favorite of many harassment experts. But this survey revealed that girls are doing almost as much harassing as the boys. According to the study, "85 percent of girls and 76 percent of boys surveyed say they have experienced unwanted and unwelcome sexual behavior that interferes with their lives."<br /><br />(Four scholars at the University of Michigan did a careful follow-up study of the AAUW data and concluded: "The majority of both genders (53%) described themselves as having been both victim and perpetrator of harassment -- that is most students had been harassed and had harassed others." And these researchers draw the right conclusion: "Our results led us to question the simple perpetrator-victim model...")(See: American Education Research Journal, Summer 1996.)<br /><br />8. Myth: Girls suffer a dramatic loss of self-esteem during adolescence.<br /><br />Fact: This myth of the incredible shrinking girls was started by Carol Gilligan, professor of gender studies at the Harvard Graduate School of Education. Gilligan has always enjoyed higher standing among feminist activists and journalists than among academic research psychologists. Scholars who follow the protocols of social science do not accept the reality of an adolescent "crisis" of confidence and "loss of voice." In 1993, American Psychologist reported the new consensus among researchers in adolescent development: "It is now known that the majority of adolescents of both genders successfully negotiate this developmental period without any major psychological or emotional disorder [and] develop a positive sense of personal identity."<br /><br />(Anne C. Petersen et al. "Depression in Adolescence," American Psychologist February 1993; see also, Daniel Offer, and Kimberly Schonert-Reichl, "Debunking the Myths of Adolescence: Findings from Recent Research," Journal of the American Academy of Child and Adolescent Psychiatry, November 1992.)<br /><br />9. Myth: Gender is a social construction.<br /><br />Fact: While environment and socialization do play a significant role in human life, a growing body of research in neuroscience, endocrinology, and psychology over the past 40 years suggests there is a biological basis for many sex differences in aptitudes and preferences. In general, males have better spatial reasoning skills; females better verbal skills. Males are greater risk takers; females are more nurturing.<br /><br />Of course, this does not mean that women should be prevented from pursuing their goals in any field they choose; what it does suggest is that we should not expect parity in all fields. More women than men will continue to want to stay at home with small children and pursue careers in fields like early childhood education or psychology; men will continue to be over-represented in fields like helicopter mechanics and hydraulic engineering.<br /><br />Warning: Most gender scholars in our universities have degrees in fields like English or comparative literature--not biology or neuroscience. These self-appointed experts on sexuality are scientifically illiterate. They substitute dogma and propaganda for reasoned scholarship.<br /><br />(For a review of recent findings on sex differences see a special issue of The Scientific American "Men: The Scientific Truth, " Fall 2000.)<br /><br />10. Myth: Women's Studies Departments empowered women and gave them a voice in the academy.<br /><br />Fact: Women's Studies empowered a small group of like-minded careerists. They have created an old-girl network that is far more elitist, narrow and closed than any of the old-boy networks they rail against. Vast numbers of moderate or dissident women scholars have been marginalized, excluded and silenced.<br /><br />(Essential reading: everything by Camille Paglia; Daphne Patai and Noretta Koertge -- Professing Feminism: Cautionary Tales from the Strange World of Women's Studies; and Christina Hoff Sommers -- Who Stole Feminism? How Women have Betrayed Women)<br /><br />**Should you encounter an item of Ms/information in one of your classes, in a textbook, or a women's center "fact" sheet, let us know. We will print it on our campus website, SheThinks.org, correct it with accurate information, and politely inform the source of the mistake.<div class="blogger-post-footer">El Chauvinisto</div>El Chauvinistohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01879027165848336704noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5552699329660785986.post-73141920369629098762008-06-27T16:54:00.005-05:002008-07-09T16:56:11.676-05:00Another Old Woman Takes a Shit in PublicThis is like the third video I've seen of an old woman taking a shit in public. What the fuck is with these cunts?<br /><object width="450" height="370"><param name="movie" value="http://www.liveleak.com/e/020_1214255863"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.liveleak.com/e/020_1214255863" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="450" height="370"></embed></object><br /><br />Update: Here's another.<br /><object width="450" height="370"><param name="movie" value="http://www.liveleak.com/e/bc4_1201120687"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.liveleak.com/e/bc4_1201120687" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="450" height="370"></embed></object><br /><br />Update #2: Here's the third.<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/PUGkwrODuOg&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/PUGkwrODuOg&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer">El Chauvinisto</div>El Chauvinistohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01879027165848336704noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5552699329660785986.post-83792487413797063812008-06-16T19:52:00.003-05:002008-06-16T19:55:31.750-05:00Women Make Shitty ThievesNot only does this video point out the lack of decency with women, but it also illustrates just how fucking loose women are nowadays. It just went right in...fucking nuts.<br /><object width="450" height="370"><param name="movie" value="http://www.liveleak.com/e/889_1213405932"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.liveleak.com/e/889_1213405932" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="450" height="370"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer">El Chauvinisto</div>El Chauvinistohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01879027165848336704noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5552699329660785986.post-89213084388012672382008-06-05T01:02:00.004-05:002008-06-05T01:09:29.930-05:00Mashed Potatoes Are Murder - Meat Is TastyThe day women left the kitchen and began wiggling their fat asses in public was the day the great American carnivore died. The cunt-dominated group, known as P.E.T.A. is to blame. <br /><br />Ever since the 19th Amendment, women have been given free reign to voice their retarded fucking opinions like a $2 Filipino whore gets dick at a "rail me before I get the HIV" fuck-off. I, for one, aint buyin'.<br /><br />P.E.T.A. plans on protesting the yearly gathering of one of the greatest, male dominated, and tastiest industries on the planet. <a href="http://www.worldpork.org/">The pork industry</a>. That includes pork chops, ribs, bacon, pork chops on a stick, bacon bits, and bacon.<br /><br />P.E.T.A. somehow thinks that eating dead shit is some sort of crime. "Meat is murder" they say. How fucking pathetic. People have been clubbing dumb fucking animals over the head for thousands of years. Would these bleeding-heart cunts rather us go back to shooting hundreds of dull-ass arrows at a buffalo until it finally dies from exhaustion or blood loss? Fuck no they wouldn't. I would though, that shit would be fun...and tasty.<br /><br />To better illustrate the womanly logic behind P.E.T.A. here's a portion of their press release. [<a href="http://www.peta.org/mc/NewsItem.asp?id=11492">Source.</a>]<br /><blockquote>Des Moines, Iowa - Lying nearly naked on large trays and covered with clear plastic in front of signs reading, "<span style="font-weight:bold;">Meat Is Murder,</span>" PETA members will mimic typical meat packages on Thursday at Nollen Plaza in response to the 20th annual <a href="http://www.worldpork.org/">World Pork Expo</a>, which will be happening nearby at the Iowa State Fairgrounds...<br />..."We are challenging people to really think about what 'meat' is," says PETA Manager of Vegan Campaigns Lindsay Rajt. "Eating flesh means eating the corpse of a tortured animal who did not want to die. We're encouraging kind consumers to give vegetarianism a try."</blockquote><br />With that fucked up logic, you could go right ahead and say that since plants were at one time living organisms, eating a plant is unethical as you actually need to kill the fucking thing in order to eat it. After all, who's to say that your broccoli didn't suffer after you P.E.T.A. whores so brutally ripped it's living ass out of the ground. Chances are that broccoli didn't <span style="font-style:italic;"><span style="font-weight:bold;">want</span></span> to die either. What a load of shit. Do these stupid cunts get all pissy when a Venus Fly Trap eats a frog? Fuck no. I guess plants need to eat.<br /><br />I'd be willing to bet that half of these cunts have designer handbags. Of those, I'd say that maybe 100% use some sort of glue derived from animals. What now bitches?<br /><br />Here's another thing, you dumb whores; meat isn't murder, cannibalism is. And guess what? Damn near every cunt in P.E.T.A. is a dyke or gobbles cock like it's going out of style. What that means is that, no matter how hard she tries, she's eating a little bit of her dyke lover. If she happens to have the honor of sucking me off, she'll get her protein requirements for the day. Then I'll call her a murderer for eating millions of my semen that didn't <span style="font-style:italic;"><span style="font-weight:bold;">want</span></span> to die.<br /><br />See everybody? This is the stupid shit that happens when you let females dominate any type of anything.<div class="blogger-post-footer">El Chauvinisto</div>El Chauvinistohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01879027165848336704noreply@blogger.com2