Why Is She Wrong?

Jokes

Why do women get yeast infections?
--So they know what it's like to live with an irritated cunt.

Why don't you eat out a woman in the morning?
--Have you ever tried to pull a grilled cheese apart?

R.I.P. Golfer.

Jokes

Why don't women need watches?
There is a clock on the stove.

Why don't women need drivers liscences?
there is no road between the bedroom and the kitchen.

What do you call the useless flesh around the vagina? The woman.

Wanna here a funny joke? Women's rights.

***taken from: http://jokes.wetpaint.com/page/Sexist+Jokes

Jokes

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