A woman's favorite argument when being told that she is worthless and inferior to men is the standard, "women are better at giving life." This couldn't be further from the truth. After several days of spamming chat rooms, telling women that they are indeed worthless, I found that the life giving argument is the bar nun favorite. My purpose in this article is to illustrate the fact that women do not "give" life, they just grow it...like dirt.
When you get some free time I want you to do a little experiment. Go to your local hardware store and buy a bag of topsoil. Then open it up and fill a flower pot with it. At this point I want you to take the pot full of dirt inside and lightly water it. Let it sit inside, under a window or other area where the dirt can get plenty of good sunlight. Keep watering it every day for the next year and observe the changes. Make sure to wait on that dirt hand and foot, otherwise the dirt will get grumpy and grow mentally unstable, causing the dirt to nag...constantly.
"Hey, El Chauvinisto, nothing fucking happened, nothing grew...what gives?"
Well Johnny, I'll tell you why nothing grew from that dirt. You see, dirt is just dirt without a seed. Dirt by itself cannot be expected to "give life," as many dirteminists believe. Johnny, what you have to understand is that dirt is worthless without a seed. The seed is what actually "gives life," the dirt just grows it.
The moral of this story is that women are worthless and will take credit for everything.
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