My family celebrates the 4th every year. Typically the only things we do are drink and blow stuff up. This year was different. This year we left the planning of the festivities up to the women. They decided that it would be a good idea to play games for prizes and to promote "participation" throughout the family. Everyone thought it was a good idea...except me. I knew it was bullshit from the beginning. They had six games; horseshoes, fishing lure cast accuracy, shooting free throws, Frisbee through a hoop, darts, and a shooting gallery. Every game had to do with some kind of distance and accuracy. For example, in the best of ten free throw shooting game, the men had to shoot ten free throws from the line while the cunts shot from half that distance. This was true of every game. My father was an Izaak Walton League skeet shoot camp in the 70's, my cousin was an all-state basketball player in the late 80's and my uncle, after making his money, moved to Canada to fish...FULL TIME. Only one of these men won the game to which they were specialized, my dad. The scores were as follows: 9/10 (bball), 7/10 (fishing), and 10/10 (guns). The scores for the women in these events were, 7/10 (bball), 5/10 (fishing), and 3/10 (guns). To me and you if someone has a better ratio that would make them the winner, correct? Not to a woman.
The point scale. Every successful attempt by a man scored 2 points. Every successful attempt by a cunt scored 3 points. This is how my 400lb. cousin was able to win the competition...lowering the standards. Female affirmative action at its finest.
The moral of this story is that women will only consider something fair if there is a unfair advantage in their favor. And they wonder why they don't get paid as much.
Cross posted here and here.
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