Today is the day. El Chauvinisto's birthday. Before I continue, I would just like to say thanks to MenAreBetterThanWomen and Dick Masterson, as well as everyone who did a Google search for skirt sharking.
El Chauvinisto has surpassed my traffic goals for the year with over 10,000 hits. The amount of time I'm able to spend on this site is so minuscule that 10k unique visitors is quite an accomplishment for me.
OK, without making this post too long and drawn out, I just wanted to say thanks to everyone one last time this year.
Here's a little gift from me to you.
Veronica Zemanova strips in the shower.
Today El Chauvinisto is one year old...and counting.
Women doing the only thing they know how... From the page: "Cherries.53.XviD-TESORO
Kaylie Kegel, 18, is a hottie with a 29-year-old boyfriend. They kiss and the clothes start coming off. He licks her tits and she licks his cock. He has a pretty big one, actually. He licks and fingers her pussy then fucks her all over the floor. She takes his load to the face when he can't hold back any longer.
Shelly and Amber are very sexy girls. They lounge on the bed until Antonio joins them. They have a 3way makeout that turns into a blowjob and some pussy licking. They get in all sorts of exciting three way positions, including some face riding. Antonio fucks the girls until he cums.
Trisha Rey is a very cute girl in a plaid skirt and pigtails. She tells us that she likes ass-spanking and hair pulling. Reno comes in and they kiss. She goes down on him and does a little deepthroat with some gagging. They fuck missionary with her legs in the air, then cowgirl, doggystyle and piledriver. She loves it! Great first timer.
Daisy, 19, is a cute girl with blue eyes making her first video. She flirts with Screech and rubs his cock before going down on him. He eats her out before fucking her missionary, doggystyle and spoon. She takes his load to her face.
Samantha, 23, is a pretty blonde. She has small natural tits and nice skin. Johnny licks her pussy and she gives him a blowjob before they take care of each other with some 69. They fuck in missionary, froggie, cowgirl and doggystyle before he cums on her face."
So I was at Subway the other day. Guess what? A fucking cunt working. Fucking figures. That is one thing they do well though, making my sandwiches. In fact, after I stick it in one's ass I make them make me one. What the fuck am I gonna do? Cuddle? I'm not one of those fucking metrosexuals. So when the bitch hands me my sandwich, I tell her my dick would look good in her mouth. The cunt got pissed, and threatened to call the cops. What the fuck? Do stupid bitches know their place in the world?
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