Universal Glory Hole

Ever wonder why there's a multi-billion dollar diet industry? Me neither. Why haven't I? Because I'm not a fat bitch.

Cunts can't keep their mouths shut for shit, so when they're not talking, they stuff it with food. If you don't believe me, here's the proof.

Cunts think that their fucking mouths are, in some way, more important than their vagina's. You can observe this by simply going to the mall at any time when most men are earning back what their wives have been spending for the better part of 4 years. You'll see dozens of them. Know what else you'll see? None of them using their mouths for what God (a man) intended. And by intended I mean sucking cock, not eating and not talking. Their vagina's do it, why can't their mouths follow suit? Is it that difficult to not annoy every MOTHERFUCKER on the planet?

This is why I propose the Universal Glory Hole.

The Universal Glory Hole is exactly as every man who just read this, sees it. A Glory Hole for every man at every stage of his life. Anonymous, disease free, and part of your company's standard 401(k) package. It's universal because every man sees the need for such a "put 'em in their place" proposal.

Eliminate female fatness and all noise pollution around the world.

The constant squatting and bobbing motion required to be a glory hole girl is all it would take to end the obesity epidemic. It would essentially kill 3 cows with one cock.

1. Provides employment for ex-Hooters girls and all other "qualified" women.
2. Enables a massive food surplus that can then be used to feed starving children in Africa.
3. Promotes the intended use of a woman's mouth.

Yep, I'm a humanitarian.

Long story short, put the fork down and shut the fuck up, cunt.

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Women doing the only thing they know how...
From the page: "Cherries.53.XviD-TESORO

Kaylie Kegel, 18, is a hottie with a 29-year-old boyfriend. They kiss and the clothes start coming off. He licks her tits and she licks his cock. He has a pretty big one, actually. He licks and fingers her pussy then fucks her all over the floor. She takes his load to the face when he can't hold back any longer.

Shelly and Amber are very sexy girls. They lounge on the bed until Antonio joins them. They have a 3way makeout that turns into a blowjob and some pussy licking. They get in all sorts of exciting three way positions, including some face riding. Antonio fucks the girls until he cums.

Trisha Rey is a very cute girl in a plaid skirt and pigtails. She tells us that she likes ass-spanking and hair pulling. Reno comes in and they kiss. She goes down on him and does a little deepthroat with some gagging. They fuck missionary with her legs in the air, then cowgirl, doggystyle and piledriver. She loves it! Great first timer.

Daisy, 19, is a cute girl with blue eyes making her first video. She flirts with Screech and rubs his cock before going down on him. He eats her out before fucking her missionary, doggystyle and spoon. She takes his load to her face.

Samantha, 23, is a pretty blonde. She has small natural tits and nice skin. Johnny licks her pussy and she gives him a blowjob before they take care of each other with some 69. They fuck in missionary, froggie, cowgirl and doggystyle before he cums on her face."

This Movie is 86 minutes long...ENJOY

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Cunt of the Week

In the fortieth anniversary issue of Rolling Stone, Jane Fonda made some very unbelievable and just plain cuntish comments regarding the future of cunts.

Jane Fonda has, throughout her bleak history, made some very ludicrous claims about cunts and their ability to be "equal" to men. As anyone with a brain will tell you, cunts are anything but equal to men. Jane Fonda however, thinks differently. Regarding our current political situation, Fonda states that, "it will essentially be women who lead the way." What a bastardly cuntish comment. For any cunt out there who has the ovaries to read this shit, I just want to ask you fucking cunts one thing: Can you name ten things that cunts have invented that you use on a daily basis? Didn't think so. Cunts have contributed next to nothing to human society, other than blow jobs and...well...blow jobs. What makes you cunts think that other cunts will be able or even have the ability to contribute anything else? Cunts have never been equal to men and never should be. Further along in her interview she is asked, "What sort of changes would you like to see take place between men and women?" To which the cunt replied, "For more than 2,000 years, civilizations have been living under patriarchy, the rule of the fathers," damn straight, she continues. "The opposite of patriarchy isn't matriarchy. It's democracy. That's what needs to happen." THAT'S WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN? What a dumb cunt. She forgets that democracy was created by MEN in Greece thousands of years ago.

So, the moral of this story is that Jane Fonda is indeed a cunt, denies what men have contributed to human society (everything), and became famous for taking off her clothes. This is why Jane Fonda is our Cunt of the Week.