El Chauvinisto: El Chauvinisto Movie
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Friday, June 22, 2007

El Chauvinisto Movie

Watch and learn whores...watch and learn.

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  1. "Name ten things you use on a daily basis that were invented by women...pretty hard huh?"

    1) Kevlar, a steel-like fiber used in radial tires, crash helmets, and bulletproof vests - Stephanie Kwolek
    2)Windshield wiper - Mary Anderson
    3)Dishwasher - Josephine Cochran
    4)The first computer program -
    Ada Lovelace
    5)Computer compiler - Grace Hopper
    6)A forerunner of the "Monopoly" game - Lizzy Magie
    7)Life raft - Maria Beasely
    8)Liquid Paper - Bette Nesmith
    9)Medical syringe - Letitia Geer
    10)Disposable diapers - Marion Donovan.

    No, it wasn't hard at all. It should be easy to do, unless you have your head up your ass.

  2. So let me get this straight. You live in a raft, floating on a river. You have a heroin problem. You love the smell of liquid paper. You've been fucked in the ass so many times that you need to wear a diaper. You wash dishes with windshield wiper fluid while playing a shitty board game. I don't know how you are able to get a computer out to your raft but I'm sure Grace would be proud. Also, saying Ada is the person who invented the first computer program (it was just a "plan"), is like saying Jules Vern or H.G. Wells should be given credit for the Apollo missions. You also listen to 50 Cent. That is why you wear a bullet proof vest EVERY DAY.

    BTW. You still fail. I didn't ask for 10 inventions. I asked for 10 inventions that you use EVERY DAY.

  3. No, evidently you can't get anything straight, and I'd be willing to bet that you aren't straight either. That little comment about me getting fucked in the ass is something you most likely have experienced yourself. I haven't failed at anything, you can't prove that there aren't at least 100 people in this country alone that don't use every one of these products that I have listed EVERY DAY. You arrogant asshole!

  4. You still can't read can you? The question is "Name ten things YOU use on a daily basis that were invented by women...pretty hard huh?"

    You still can't. You still lose.

  5. Oh for God's sake you have the mentality of a preschooler(but that's an insult to preschoolers).

  6. "but that's an insult to preschooler"

    That's why I'm not offended. And that's also why you thought that to be a good insult.

  7. haha women are so tupid that bitch has her head up her ass and no bitch invented the first program!!

  8. To the anontroll above: you're so fucking "tupid" that you can't even spell stupid correctly. Prove that a woman DIDN'T invent the first computer program, you fucking waste of space!