This is like the third video I've seen of an old woman taking a shit in public. What the fuck is with these cunts?
Update: Here's another.
Friday, June 27, 2008
Another Old Woman Takes a Shit in Public
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Monday, June 16, 2008
Women Make Shitty Thieves
Not only does this video point out the lack of decency with women, but it also illustrates just how fucking loose women are nowadays. It just went right in...fucking nuts.
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Thursday, June 5, 2008
Mashed Potatoes Are Murder - Meat Is Tasty
The day women left the kitchen and began wiggling their fat asses in public was the day the great American carnivore died. The cunt-dominated group, known as P.E.T.A. is to blame.
Ever since the 19th Amendment, women have been given free reign to voice their retarded fucking opinions like a $2 Filipino whore gets dick at a "rail me before I get the HIV" fuck-off. I, for one, aint buyin'.
P.E.T.A. plans on protesting the yearly gathering of one of the greatest, male dominated, and tastiest industries on the planet. The pork industry. That includes pork chops, ribs, bacon, pork chops on a stick, bacon bits, and bacon.
P.E.T.A. somehow thinks that eating dead shit is some sort of crime. "Meat is murder" they say. How fucking pathetic. People have been clubbing dumb fucking animals over the head for thousands of years. Would these bleeding-heart cunts rather us go back to shooting hundreds of dull-ass arrows at a buffalo until it finally dies from exhaustion or blood loss? Fuck no they wouldn't. I would though, that shit would be fun...and tasty.
To better illustrate the womanly logic behind P.E.T.A. here's a portion of their press release. [Source.]
Des Moines, Iowa - Lying nearly naked on large trays and covered with clear plastic in front of signs reading, "Meat Is Murder," PETA members will mimic typical meat packages on Thursday at Nollen Plaza in response to the 20th annual World Pork Expo, which will be happening nearby at the Iowa State Fairgrounds...
..."We are challenging people to really think about what 'meat' is," says PETA Manager of Vegan Campaigns Lindsay Rajt. "Eating flesh means eating the corpse of a tortured animal who did not want to die. We're encouraging kind consumers to give vegetarianism a try."
With that fucked up logic, you could go right ahead and say that since plants were at one time living organisms, eating a plant is unethical as you actually need to kill the fucking thing in order to eat it. After all, who's to say that your broccoli didn't suffer after you P.E.T.A. whores so brutally ripped it's living ass out of the ground. Chances are that broccoli didn't want to die either. What a load of shit. Do these stupid cunts get all pissy when a Venus Fly Trap eats a frog? Fuck no. I guess plants need to eat.
I'd be willing to bet that half of these cunts have designer handbags. Of those, I'd say that maybe 100% use some sort of glue derived from animals. What now bitches?
Here's another thing, you dumb whores; meat isn't murder, cannibalism is. And guess what? Damn near every cunt in P.E.T.A. is a dyke or gobbles cock like it's going out of style. What that means is that, no matter how hard she tries, she's eating a little bit of her dyke lover. If she happens to have the honor of sucking me off, she'll get her protein requirements for the day. Then I'll call her a murderer for eating millions of my semen that didn't want to die.
See everybody? This is the stupid shit that happens when you let females dominate any type of anything.
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Saturday, May 17, 2008
Women Are Fucking Idiots.
When I came across this first video I had to hunt for some more.
-Dumb Woman Cleans Automatic Doors
-Dumb Women Compilation Vid
-Women and cars don't mix.
-Stop resisting you hippie slut! Is this one even funny? Yes.
-Women will volunteer for anything as long as it means they get a little attention.
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Sunday, May 4, 2008
Women Can't Shit for Shit
Today an eternal question raised by millions of men, by way of female idiocy, will be answered.
Why do women go to the bathroom in groups?
There are many schools of thought when it comes to this ridiculous topic.
1. To put on makeup.
2. To blab to their whore friends about their problems.
3. To snort coke. *This is actually very likely as you will see*
4. To swap out blood plugs.
5. To take a shit. *Correct Answer*
The first reason, to put on makeup, makes sense but is completely wrong. As we all know, women are insecure as fuck and need to paint their faces on in order to feel good about themselves. The second thing about this, that all men know, is that women will not, under any circumstances, leave the house without makeup on. With that said, there is no reason for women to get up from the table after being in this hypothetical restaurant for five minutes, to "touch up" their makeup. It hasn't been on their faces for more than an hour for shit sake. There is no way that shit is smudged up already. When I slam my cock down your throat, it will be but that's several hours away. Another reason we men know the makeup excuse is bullshit is because we've all seen our women take out their powder and apply it all over themselves at the fucking dinner table. What fucking manners. Way to get that chemical shit all over my food.
The second logical reason for female self-herding is to blab to their whore friends about their problems. Although this makes sense, it's also wrong. Since when do women have to go behind closed doors to talk shit about you or anyone else? If you answered "never" you're right because women have no problem being catty and wrong in public.
The third, and one of the most likely reasons, is to snort coke. When it comes to women and weight loss, nothing will stand in their way. That includes legality and class. Once women found out that a little snooter here and there could help them lose a couple pounds, they hit the ground running...all the way to the crack whore employer office. Men use coke to have fun and rail ridiculously impossible sluts at the bar. Women use coke to shed a few and to look trashy in the process. Call Oprah because I smell a bestseller. Whitey: A Working Woman's Guide to Weight Loss.
The fourth reason most men will not touch with a ten foot bloody cotton ball. Why? Because it's disgusting and because it also means that she's probably not screwing tonight. And that's where I'll leave this. Just trust me though, this is NOT the reason for female self-herding.
The fifth and final reason is the god's honest truth. This truth can be summed up in five kick ass words: women can't shit for shit. Women need to shit in groups because they're too embarrassed to actually let anyone know about their bowel movements and need "excuse backups" when they come back to the table. God forbid some stranger hears you drop one. Whenever you ask what they did, they always say, "girl stuff." That's codeword for, "I just dropped a huge deuce and am too embarrassed to take shits without my support system." What's so hard about doing your "business" all by your 'I'm a big girl now' self? Seriously. Nobody cares that you're taking a shit in a four star restaurant. You don't need your girlfriends to make "fake noise" at the point of anal explosion. It's not that big of a deal. It's completely natural. I've sometimes been known to hold back the flood gates until someone actually walks INTO the shitter. It's entertaining as fuck.
Don't get me wrong. It's not like I want to know when my girlfriend takes huge shits in public toilets, I just wanted my fellow man to know the truth about voluntary female herding. Seriously.
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