El Chauvinisto: Cunt of the Week
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Sunday, July 15, 2007

Cunt of the Week

I just read one fine article about, literally, the biggest and fattest cunt on the planet. This cunt goes by the name of Rosie O'Donnell. While rummaging through the internet, looking for something to really fire me up about Rosie O'Cuntell, I happened across a gem. A Mr. Anthony Sciotto (I bow to you sir) said pretty much all there is to say...as well as using some of my favorite words. True, writing a piece about Rosie (what an ironic name, huh?) wouldn't be that hard, but I really didn't want to waste my precious time on a cunt like her. That is where Mr Sciotto comes in.

Throughout the piece I will be chiming in with my own comments, so be on the lookout for things like this: (take the above and apply it to all women...thanks. El Chauvinisto). Also, watch out for the videos I've added as well...you know, to lighten the mood a little.

Thanks to CollegeHumor and Mr. Anthony Sciotto for this one.

And now, on with the show.

"Rosie O'Donnell is a fat cow who should stop talking. This untalented cunt has decided that her opinion matters, let me state that it in fact doesn't. When did America and ABC Network decide that the opinion of this bovine bitch was relevant? Moreso, why is anyone on The View allowed to present their opinion on anything? Just what America needs 4 loudmouth cows blabbing about shit they have no idea about.

Not to stray too far from the subject, let me present why I hate Rosie O'Donnell. First, she's uneducated, and that's fine, the world needs people to bag groceries too, but it's one thing to be uneducated, it's a whole different thing to be uneducated while acting like you are, and that's what Rosie does. Rosie didn't get through college yet she knows everything, it amazes me that a genius like herself only amounted to playing Betty Rubble in the Flintstones movie, I can't think of a better time to use the saying "A mind is a terrible thing to waste."

Irresponsible of ABC or not, Rosie has been given 2 platforms to spew her bullshit, the first being the Rosie O'Donnell show, which was famous for one thing, the Tom Selleck interview. Selleck, a NRA endorser and Rosie, a cunt, had an on-air argument about guns. Rosie has also stated that all gun-owners should be imprisoned, wait, what? Doesn't imprisoning all gun owners kind of violate that whole right to bear arms thing? Let's go one step further, when she said that, she was in an advertising contract with KMart, KMart fucking sells guns. Not only is she a hippopotamus but she's a fucking hypocrite.

More hypocrisy by Rosie, Rosie speaks out against the Catholic Church saying that "Celibacy is not part of the human condition. It is not normal, right; everyone is a sexual being." so basically she's allowed to say what isn't normal, but when someone says that her being a lesbian isn't normal they're wrong. It seems that people in her world are only entitled to an opinion if it is an opinion she agrees with, otherwise they're homophobes and bigots.

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As a lesbian, Rosie speaks out against defamation of certain groups, calling Kelly Ripa a homophobe for pushing Clay Aiken's hand away from her mouth stating that "If that was a straight man, she would have said a different thing." Rosie apparently doesn't care about the defamation of Asians, even going as far as mocking their language on the View, by speaking in Asian gibberish when talking about Danny DeVito's appearance on the view being mentioned on a Chinese news network. Rosie then offered a half-hearted apology in which she stated that "...there's a good chance I'll do something like that again, probably in the next week." You selfish cunt, that's selfishness and hypocrisy at its finest. She might as well have said, "All people should be treated fairly and kindly, except for those slanty-eyed chinks." What Rosie really believes is that she should be treated fairly and kindly, the rest of the world can fuck off as far as she's concerned.

It doesn't stop there, now Rosie is a political scientist as well, Rosie has posted on blogs on her website that she believes 9/11 was an inside job. Did Rosie not see the Popular Mechanics article that debunked every single conspiracy theory with cold, hard facts? I guess she was too busy fighting for something that only benefits her. Now Rosie is also spouting off at the mouth about the 15 British soldiers who are being held hostage by Iran, saying that the situation is like the Gulf of Tonkin. For those without an education, the Gulf of Tonkin incident was basically an incident where the Johnson administration was unsure of military aggression by Vietnam towards U.S. Battleships, yet said two ships were attacked in order to increase U.S. involvement in Vietnam. Here's the thing about Rosie's claim that is startling, she believes the U.K. and the U.S. are lying about this hostage situation in order to send troops into Iran, yet Iran has already fucking claimed their involvement in the situation, if we were lying about it, why the fuck would Iran make any sort of claim to being involved in it? They wouldn't. Rosie once again is full of shit.

Now Rosie's latest stupidity comes within 24 hours of the tragedy at Va. Tech. Rosie decides that she is going to use the tragedy to preach her political platform. Rosie who has once previously stated all gun-owners are criminals (despite what the second amendment says) went on The View the day after the shootings and said something to the effect that this crime could have been stopped if guns were banned. Let's review, when alcohol was banned, did people still get drunk? Of course they did (see: speakeasy). Therefore it's safe to say if a maniacal killer wants to kill people, he will acquire the means to do so regardless of the law. Now to counter Rosie's point, say guns were more readily available to citizens, and another student did have a gun that day, there's a chance we may not have lost as many lives as we did in Blacksburg. I know countering that point may seem hypocritical considering I think Rosie is disgraceful for polticizing this tragedy, however I am only doing it in the context of this blog.

Since Rosie is a shitty actress, and has no real skill in life, I think she should pursue her true calling in life and that is to be slaughtered and turned into steak. (take the above and apply it to all women...thanks. El Chauvinisto)"

Bravo. Bravo. Couldn't have said it better myself. The above stated reasons are why Rosie O'Donnell is our Cunt of the Week.

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  1. Dude, you're gay. Admit that and move on.

  2. Can you kindly cite whatever it was that he said here that infers that he is a homosexual?

  3. downlowdanny? What a name. You've probably blown more Cajun's than Hurricane Katrina. Get out of here.

  4. downlowdanny...aren't you the douche who made about a dozen craigslist entries around the country? In case you were wondering...yes. Oh, and for your information I'm not "giving props to OJ for killing his wife." I'm pointing out the fact that Itsamansworld has a really good lawyer who got him off...kind of like Johnny Cockring. Heh. Another thing, OJ is a murdering piece of shit.
    Does that answer all of your questions?