Mashed Potatoes Are Murder - Meat Is Tasty

The day women left the kitchen and began wiggling their fat asses in public was the day the great American carnivore died. The cunt-dominated group, known as P.E.T.A. is to blame.

Ever since the 19th Amendment, women have been given free reign to voice their retarded fucking opinions like a $2 Filipino whore gets dick at a "rail me before I get the HIV" fuck-off. I, for one, aint buyin'.

P.E.T.A. plans on protesting the yearly gathering of one of the greatest, male dominated, and tastiest industries on the planet. The pork industry. That includes pork chops, ribs, bacon, pork chops on a stick, bacon bits, and bacon.

P.E.T.A. somehow thinks that eating dead shit is some sort of crime. "Meat is murder" they say. How fucking pathetic. People have been clubbing dumb fucking animals over the head for thousands of years. Would these bleeding-heart cunts rather us go back to shooting hundreds of dull-ass arrows at a buffalo until it finally dies from exhaustion or blood loss? Fuck no they wouldn't. I would though, that shit would be fun...and tasty.

To better illustrate the womanly logic behind P.E.T.A. here's a portion of their press release. [Source.]

Des Moines, Iowa - Lying nearly naked on large trays and covered with clear plastic in front of signs reading, "Meat Is Murder," PETA members will mimic typical meat packages on Thursday at Nollen Plaza in response to the 20th annual World Pork Expo, which will be happening nearby at the Iowa State Fairgrounds...
..."We are challenging people to really think about what 'meat' is," says PETA Manager of Vegan Campaigns Lindsay Rajt. "Eating flesh means eating the corpse of a tortured animal who did not want to die. We're encouraging kind consumers to give vegetarianism a try."

With that fucked up logic, you could go right ahead and say that since plants were at one time living organisms, eating a plant is unethical as you actually need to kill the fucking thing in order to eat it. After all, who's to say that your broccoli didn't suffer after you P.E.T.A. whores so brutally ripped it's living ass out of the ground. Chances are that broccoli didn't want to die either. What a load of shit. Do these stupid cunts get all pissy when a Venus Fly Trap eats a frog? Fuck no. I guess plants need to eat.

I'd be willing to bet that half of these cunts have designer handbags. Of those, I'd say that maybe 100% use some sort of glue derived from animals. What now bitches?

Here's another thing, you dumb whores; meat isn't murder, cannibalism is. And guess what? Damn near every cunt in P.E.T.A. is a dyke or gobbles cock like it's going out of style. What that means is that, no matter how hard she tries, she's eating a little bit of her dyke lover. If she happens to have the honor of sucking me off, she'll get her protein requirements for the day. Then I'll call her a murderer for eating millions of my semen that didn't want to die.

See everybody? This is the stupid shit that happens when you let females dominate any type of anything.