Camkusu - Honorary Dumb Cunt of the Week

"]]=(_)(|< \^/()|v|3|" found this over at http://www.theynd.com/showthread.php?t=51279

According to him, it was "written by an "S-Mod" chick named "Camkusu". She sounds really naive poor thing. But her list could do with some Man-novation!"

And that's exactly what I plan on doing. My comments will be marked with "--"

1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat and presentable girls.
--I assume by "neat and presentable" you mean, fat as fuck. And in that case, you couldn't be more wrong.

2. Guys hate flirts.
--Wrong! We hate cock teases. You obviously are a cock tease yet you consider yourself a flirt. That is why you think guys hate flirts.

3.When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.
--You're actually correct. Women will never think like men because they are fucking worthless.

4. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
--And that girl is the one who was licking his nuts at noon.

5. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.
--As opposed to what? Good characteristics?

6. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
--Not so much. Tits, ass, and vag? Sure.

7. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.
--Attention is a whores way of saying pants.

8. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back.
--Bwahahahhaahaaaaa!!! Heart...sure...okay.

9. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow". ......so true.
--When a girl says "no," she actually means that "he didn't spend enough."

10. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.
--No shit? Why is communication so difficult for women. I know, they're worthless.

11. Guys love their moms.
--Of course we do you dumb bitch. Women, on the other hand, don't. That's because women are jealous of their own mothers. Bunch of catty whores if you ask me.

12. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.
--What kind of bizarro world do you live in? As men say, look out for number one. That's not you, bitch.

13. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.
--It's called procreation. Get over it.

14. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.
--My. Fucking. God. Is this actually supposed to be helpful information for women? Phhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

15. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.
--Naivety right there.

16. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.
--We don't gossip. We make NEWS. A big difference.

17. Like Eve, girls are guys weaknesses.
--You are. Women are completely worthless and hold the entire human race down. See: "The Buffalo Theory."

18. Guys are very open about themselves.
--As opposed to being insecure head-cases? Sure.

19. It's good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't let him wait that long.
--Not unless you're prepared to get hate-fucked.

20. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.
--What?!? Speak for yourself, bitch.

21. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty.
--Keep telling yourself that...fatty.

22. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.......very true.
--Men don't have "problems." We have dictators.

23. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
--Wrong. A man likes a broad when he says, "I like you."

24. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.
--Because they're trivial and pointless. Woman's secret: "OMG, did you hear that Tracy thinks Suzie is fat?" Man to buddies: "It doesn't take a rocket scientist to know that Suzie is 300lbs over fuckable."

25. Guys think too much.
--Guys think too much in the opinion of a woman. That says a lot. If I thought as much as a woman, I'd be braindead.

26. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.
--God is a man and God created all. Gotta be pretty creative to do that shit.

27. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does!......very true.
--When you need an extra dozen inches of dick to get past the thighs...yes...weight is important. Anyways, midgets can be fun.

28. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!!
--When you're our property, YOU'RE OUR FUCKING PROPERTY!!! Get that through your fucking heads.

29. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.
--Typical man conversation about women. Man 1: "Hey, did you fuck her?" Man 2: "Yeah." Typical woman conversation about women...never mind, there's not enough room.

30. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes.
--You just got used, bitch.

31. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you.
--"Likes," and "wants to fuck," are two completely different things.

32. Guys hate girls who overreact. ......sumtimes.
--That's why the divorce rate is where it is.

33. Guys love you more than you love them IF they are serious in your relationships.
--Guys will love you more when you're carrying his children. After that, you're screwed.

Cunt of the Week

I just read one fine article about, literally, the biggest and fattest cunt on the planet. This cunt goes by the name of Rosie O'Donnell. While rummaging through the internet, looking for something to really fire me up about Rosie O'Cuntell, I happened across a gem. A Mr. Anthony Sciotto (I bow to you sir) said pretty much all there is to say...as well as using some of my favorite words. True, writing a piece about Rosie (what an ironic name, huh?) wouldn't be that hard, but I really didn't want to waste my precious time on a cunt like her. That is where Mr Sciotto comes in.

Throughout the piece I will be chiming in with my own comments, so be on the lookout for things like this: (take the above and apply it to all women...thanks. El Chauvinisto). Also, watch out for the videos I've added as well...you know, to lighten the mood a little.

Thanks to CollegeHumor and Mr. Anthony Sciotto for this one.

And now, on with the show.

"Rosie O'Donnell is a fat cow who should stop talking. This untalented cunt has decided that her opinion matters, let me state that it in fact doesn't. When did America and ABC Network decide that the opinion of this bovine bitch was relevant? Moreso, why is anyone on The View allowed to present their opinion on anything? Just what America needs 4 loudmouth cows blabbing about shit they have no idea about.

Not to stray too far from the subject, let me present why I hate Rosie O'Donnell. First, she's uneducated, and that's fine, the world needs people to bag groceries too, but it's one thing to be uneducated, it's a whole different thing to be uneducated while acting like you are, and that's what Rosie does. Rosie didn't get through college yet she knows everything, it amazes me that a genius like herself only amounted to playing Betty Rubble in the Flintstones movie, I can't think of a better time to use the saying "A mind is a terrible thing to waste."



Irresponsible of ABC or not, Rosie has been given 2 platforms to spew her bullshit, the first being the Rosie O'Donnell show, which was famous for one thing, the Tom Selleck interview. Selleck, a NRA endorser and Rosie, a cunt, had an on-air argument about guns. Rosie has also stated that all gun-owners should be imprisoned, wait, what? Doesn't imprisoning all gun owners kind of violate that whole right to bear arms thing? Let's go one step further, when she said that, she was in an advertising contract with KMart, KMart fucking sells guns. Not only is she a hippopotamus but she's a fucking hypocrite.

More hypocrisy by Rosie, Rosie speaks out against the Catholic Church saying that "Celibacy is not part of the human condition. It is not normal, right; everyone is a sexual being." so basically she's allowed to say what isn't normal, but when someone says that her being a lesbian isn't normal they're wrong. It seems that people in her world are only entitled to an opinion if it is an opinion she agrees with, otherwise they're homophobes and bigots.


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As a lesbian, Rosie speaks out against defamation of certain groups, calling Kelly Ripa a homophobe for pushing Clay Aiken's hand away from her mouth stating that "If that was a straight man, she would have said a different thing." Rosie apparently doesn't care about the defamation of Asians, even going as far as mocking their language on the View, by speaking in Asian gibberish when talking about Danny DeVito's appearance on the view being mentioned on a Chinese news network. Rosie then offered a half-hearted apology in which she stated that "...there's a good chance I'll do something like that again, probably in the next week." You selfish cunt, that's selfishness and hypocrisy at its finest. She might as well have said, "All people should be treated fairly and kindly, except for those slanty-eyed chinks." What Rosie really believes is that she should be treated fairly and kindly, the rest of the world can fuck off as far as she's concerned.

It doesn't stop there, now Rosie is a political scientist as well, Rosie has posted on blogs on her website that she believes 9/11 was an inside job. Did Rosie not see the Popular Mechanics article that debunked every single conspiracy theory with cold, hard facts? I guess she was too busy fighting for something that only benefits her. Now Rosie is also spouting off at the mouth about the 15 British soldiers who are being held hostage by Iran, saying that the situation is like the Gulf of Tonkin. For those without an education, the Gulf of Tonkin incident was basically an incident where the Johnson administration was unsure of military aggression by Vietnam towards U.S. Battleships, yet said two ships were attacked in order to increase U.S. involvement in Vietnam. Here's the thing about Rosie's claim that is startling, she believes the U.K. and the U.S. are lying about this hostage situation in order to send troops into Iran, yet Iran has already fucking claimed their involvement in the situation, if we were lying about it, why the fuck would Iran make any sort of claim to being involved in it? They wouldn't. Rosie once again is full of shit.



Now Rosie's latest stupidity comes within 24 hours of the tragedy at Va. Tech. Rosie decides that she is going to use the tragedy to preach her political platform. Rosie who has once previously stated all gun-owners are criminals (despite what the second amendment says) went on The View the day after the shootings and said something to the effect that this crime could have been stopped if guns were banned. Let's review, when alcohol was banned, did people still get drunk? Of course they did (see: speakeasy). Therefore it's safe to say if a maniacal killer wants to kill people, he will acquire the means to do so regardless of the law. Now to counter Rosie's point, say guns were more readily available to citizens, and another student did have a gun that day, there's a chance we may not have lost as many lives as we did in Blacksburg. I know countering that point may seem hypocritical considering I think Rosie is disgraceful for polticizing this tragedy, however I am only doing it in the context of this blog.

Since Rosie is a shitty actress, and has no real skill in life, I think she should pursue her true calling in life and that is to be slaughtered and turned into steak. (take the above and apply it to all women...thanks. El Chauvinisto)"

Bravo. Bravo. Couldn't have said it better myself. The above stated reasons are why Rosie O'Donnell is our Cunt of the Week.

Cunt of the Week

Many of you pussies will be offended by this one, but we here at Chauvinisto don't give a fuck. I'm sure you've all heard of her. What she did in the mid-fifties changed America in two ways. The first, more positive, of these was the beginning of the widespread civil rights movement. The second, more cunt-like, of her actions set in motion a movement that we all despise to this day. By denying a request from a MAN on December 1, 1955, we here at Chauvinisto often refer to this woman as the cuntmother of cuntism/modern feminism. The bitch I'm referring to, in case you're a fucking retard, is Rosa Parks. Our problem with Rosa Parks isn't that she stood up against racism, but rather, the fact that she stood up to a MAN. First, women should never address a man when in public. Second, women should never be allowed to leave the house. Third, when speaking to a woman, if she does not reply with, "may I speak now sir?" than she has over stepped her bounds and needs to be punished. Rosa Parks was one of the first very prominent women to not act on a request from a man. This is why the contributors of Chauvinisto despise this cunt. She started a movement of backtalk that has grown like a vaginal cancer. Women everywhere think they have the right to "speak their mind," or "cunt it up." Sure women have been running their mouths for centuries, but typically those women were in their owners home and were dealt with swiftly. Rosa Parks, on the other hand, took her fucked up mouth to the streets. Her disregard for the patriarchal success story is why Rosa Parks is our Cunt of the Week.

Cunt of the Week

Before I begin I just want to apologize as we've been on a little hiatus. I just want to let you know that we've been hard at work on our very own mantastic video.

Okay, enough of that shit, and back to the good stuff. THE CUNT OF THE WEEK!!! This one is just fucking obvious. It's time to call out the founding cunt of feminism. The cunt of cunts if I may. Eleanor Roosevelt. This is one sick bitch. She actually married her fucking cousin...what a fucking whore. Her newspaper column called "My Day" planted the seeds of cuntism throughout the country. You may ask, "hey, El Chauvinisto, what exactly is cuntism?" Cuntism is the act of women speaking...plain and simple. A modern offshoot of cuntism is what's known as "equality" and "misandry." Equality, as you will learn, is simply the excuse cunt misandrists use to justify their speaking. Eleanor Roosevelt bore this god-awful spawn of cunt-speech and sadly enough it survives to this day. This is true because in the early 60s, Cuntanor Roosecunt was appointed as chaircunt to the "President's Commission on the Status of Women" and henceforth cemented the hell men have had to endure since. Men all around the world are now FORCED to deal with "equal pay," "fair hiring practices," "paid maternity leave," "affordable child care," and get this "to document discrimination against women in the workplace and make specific recommendations for improvement." What the fuck is that shit? Women work? Fuck that. Keep the sluts at home, naked and full of cum. Ironically enough though, Elecunt herself sums up my opinion on how women should act. It said, "Campaign behavior for wives: Always be on time. Do as little talking as humanly possible. Lean back in the parade car so everybody can see the president." That's right bitch. KNOW YOUR FUCKING PLACE.

Cunt of the Week

In the fortieth anniversary issue of Rolling Stone, Jane Fonda made some very unbelievable and just plain cuntish comments regarding the future of cunts.

Jane Fonda has, throughout her bleak history, made some very ludicrous claims about cunts and their ability to be "equal" to men. As anyone with a brain will tell you, cunts are anything but equal to men. Jane Fonda however, thinks differently. Regarding our current political situation, Fonda states that, "it will essentially be women who lead the way." What a bastardly cuntish comment. For any cunt out there who has the ovaries to read this shit, I just want to ask you fucking cunts one thing: Can you name ten things that cunts have invented that you use on a daily basis? Didn't think so. Cunts have contributed next to nothing to human society, other than blow jobs and...well...blow jobs. What makes you cunts think that other cunts will be able or even have the ability to contribute anything else? Cunts have never been equal to men and never should be. Further along in her interview she is asked, "What sort of changes would you like to see take place between men and women?" To which the cunt replied, "For more than 2,000 years, civilizations have been living under patriarchy, the rule of the fathers," damn straight, she continues. "The opposite of patriarchy isn't matriarchy. It's democracy. That's what needs to happen." THAT'S WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN? What a dumb cunt. She forgets that democracy was created by MEN in Greece thousands of years ago.

So, the moral of this story is that Jane Fonda is indeed a cunt, denies what men have contributed to human society (everything), and became famous for taking off her clothes. This is why Jane Fonda is our Cunt of the Week.

Cunt of the Week

Kim Possible.

Our first ever Cunt of the Week prize goes to Kim Possible. This is a bitch who has several problems in the eyes of El Chauvinisto. For starters, it seems pretty unfathomable to think that there exists such a thing as a "female (cunt) action hero." Second, her primary goals in the show are not sucking cock...what gives? I for one just cannot believe that the cunt hungry bull dykes over at Disney would have the audacity to actively promote a "strong female presence" on television. This does nothing more than corrupt the minds of cunts everywhere into thinking that they actually have some other value in life other than sucking cock.

Actively promoting male inferiority

There are several male characters on the show, the most prominent is Ron Stoppable. Disney describes him as, "Kim's goofball sidekick" and "bumbling boyfriend." You have got to be fucking shitting me. The vast feminist conspiracy has finally reached Disney. I can only hope for one thing...that every cunt involved with this show gets an infection in her vertical hatchet wound.

Kim Possible - our first Cunt of the Week