El Chauvinisto: Cunt of the Week
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Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Cunt of the Week

Before I begin I just want to apologize as we've been on a little hiatus. I just want to let you know that we've been hard at work on our very own mantastic video.

Okay, enough of that shit, and back to the good stuff. THE CUNT OF THE WEEK!!! This one is just fucking obvious. It's time to call out the founding cunt of feminism. The cunt of cunts if I may. Eleanor Roosevelt. This is one sick bitch. She actually married her fucking cousin...what a fucking whore. Her newspaper column called "My Day" planted the seeds of cuntism throughout the country. You may ask, "hey, El Chauvinisto, what exactly is cuntism?" Cuntism is the act of women speaking...plain and simple. A modern offshoot of cuntism is what's known as "equality" and "misandry." Equality, as you will learn, is simply the excuse cunt misandrists use to justify their speaking. Eleanor Roosevelt bore this god-awful spawn of cunt-speech and sadly enough it survives to this day. This is true because in the early 60s, Cuntanor Roosecunt was appointed as chaircunt to the "President's Commission on the Status of Women" and henceforth cemented the hell men have had to endure since. Men all around the world are now FORCED to deal with "equal pay," "fair hiring practices," "paid maternity leave," "affordable child care," and get this "to document discrimination against women in the workplace and make specific recommendations for improvement." What the fuck is that shit? Women work? Fuck that. Keep the sluts at home, naked and full of cum. Ironically enough though, Elecunt herself sums up my opinion on how women should act. It said, "Campaign behavior for wives: Always be on time. Do as little talking as humanly possible. Lean back in the parade car so everybody can see the president." That's right bitch. KNOW YOUR FUCKING PLACE.

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