El Chauvinisto: PROOF, A father is SUPERIOR to a mother!
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Tuesday, February 2, 2010

PROOF, A father is SUPERIOR to a mother!

Listen to Dick Masterson’s Voicemail on youtube (if you are unaware who Dick Masterson is… Let’s say Dick is to Chauvinism as Jesus is to Religion)
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eventually you will hear some dumb cunt say “What about your mom?” As if they’ve completely disproven chauvinism with this ONE retarded question.
But it got me thinking, why would anyone think a mother would be an exception to the rules of chauvinism… WHEN MEN BEAT WOMEN AT PARENTING! IN FACT MEN ARE SO AWESOME AT IT, NOT HAVING A FATHER CAN BE A LIABILITY!
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Don’t believe me? It’s ok… I have PROOF.

DO YOU HAVE DADDY ISSUES?
Men are so important to a kid growing up, that not having ENOUGH time with your dad can actually fuck you up for life. SOOOO many Uptight cunts strippers girls that grow up without enough of their dad in their life are almost gurenteed to grow up with fucked up issues.
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SO WHAT ABOUT MOTHERS

Spending a lot of time with Mom is the perfect way to be raised… IF YOU WANNA END UP FUCKED UP! Lets disregard the statistics of people in prison who were all RAISED BY SINGLE MOTHERS, lets go over the many ways a moms “care” will FUCK YOU UP! (If you HAVE to be raised be a single mother, hopefully she will neglect you to the point where you end up HALF WAY NORMAL!)

Momma’s Boy- the goal of every woman… a subservient man-slave to serve their every neurotic desire that they don’t have to have sex with. They nutuer anything that would make him a MAN all for their own selfish gain, because having a needy co-dependent man in her life is the closest that bitch can have to making a relationship work with a man.
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Fat Bitch- This is the type of girl that mommy just HAD to make “feel good” about themselves. She’s the fat, uptight, bitchy type of girl that ended up that way because mommy told her shit like “What do you mean those boys called you a stupid face? They’re the ones with the a stupid face! Would you like another slice of chocolate cake sweety?”
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”Independent” Woman- This type of girl is to independence as lawyers are to improving modern medical treatment. She is not REALY independent, just angry, irrational, and with that ever SOOO pleasant “IT’S CAUSE I’M A WOMAN?!” Attitude (can you say LOL-suits for everyone?). Why? Because mommy had to teach her she is entitled to everything in the world, Even if she lacks the qualifications needed.
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What happens when a father spends too much time with his kid?

Well, worse case is you can end up with a “daddy’s girl”… But women are fuck up’s naturally, so you can’t blame the father for his overdue abortion daughter being delusional. As a father, he just didn’t have enough heart to beat the dumb bitch in to realizing she’s just another hole for a man to fuck and chuck.
But even when men “fuck up” as parents, they still kick more ass at raising that little shit machine tax deduction, than any woman who THINKS they’re doing a “good” job.

A man Beats his or molests his kid- By FAR the worse thing a man can do other than NOT BE THERE! But if this happens to a girl, It’s a fucking WIN! Have you ever nailed a chick who was diddled by daddy when they were young? It’s awesome! Those sluts are fucking AMAZING in the sack! Even better, THEY ARE EASY AS FUCK AND UP FOR ANYTHING! As far as I’m concerned, there aren’t ENOUGH dad’s molesting their daughters!

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Getting a fellow man laid +500 MAN POINTS!

Even the boys who get beaten or molested by their pops usually end up some tough mother fuckers. Now I would NEVER condone a Father molesting his son, but at least he doesn’t end up as pathetic as a MAMA’S BOY if it does happen.
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2 comments:

  1. As far as I'm concerned, worthless wastes of space like elpup and elchauvinisto are the reason that birth control exists and abortions should be legal.

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  2. Sweet...they should be...awesome...

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