El Chauvinisto: Women Are Like Dirt
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Sunday, July 1, 2007

Women Are Like Dirt

A woman's favorite argument when being told that she is worthless and inferior to men is the standard, "women are better at giving life." This couldn't be further from the truth. After several days of spamming chat rooms, telling women that they are indeed worthless, I found that the life giving argument is the bar nun favorite. My purpose in this article is to illustrate the fact that women do not "give" life, they just grow it...like dirt.

When you get some free time I want you to do a little experiment. Go to your local hardware store and buy a bag of topsoil. Then open it up and fill a flower pot with it. At this point I want you to take the pot full of dirt inside and lightly water it. Let it sit inside, under a window or other area where the dirt can get plenty of good sunlight. Keep watering it every day for the next year and observe the changes. Make sure to wait on that dirt hand and foot, otherwise the dirt will get grumpy and grow mentally unstable, causing the dirt to nag...constantly.

"Hey, El Chauvinisto, nothing fucking happened, nothing grew...what gives?"

Well Johnny, I'll tell you why nothing grew from that dirt. You see, dirt is just dirt without a seed. Dirt by itself cannot be expected to "give life," as many dirteminists believe. Johnny, what you have to understand is that dirt is worthless without a seed. The seed is what actually "gives life," the dirt just grows it.

The moral of this story is that women are worthless and will take credit for everything.

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18 comments:

  1. Can I quote this post? I'll be sure to give obligatory citation.

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  2. Feel free. Just be sure to link back here. Have a good one.

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  3. Hey el c,

    Did your Mom take credit for everything, and give your Dad none?

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  4. @doctorfeelgood,
    No, she was an intelligent woman. Why?

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  5. A seed is also worthless without dirt. You moron.

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  6. "A seed is also worthless without dirt. You moron."

    Ever hear of hydroponics you uneducated cunt?

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  7. The whole point is, the seed is worthless without SOMETHING to help it grow, you shriveled up, raisin-balled prick!

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  8. You're the one who missed the point. You obviously don't know how to read. That something is called water. In real life terms, it is called "In vitro." If you were familiar with this technique you would know that all women really do is "grow" life...nothing more.

    Now go get so vaginal rejuvenation surgery...you are obviously in need.

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  9. Obviously I do know how to read, and type and write. All men do is "plant " the seed and nothing more.

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  10. So you agree with me that women don't "give" life. That wasn't so hard was it?

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  11. Women have an ovum. That's a seed.

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  12. No it's not you dumb bitch. It's an egg. That makes it part of the metaphorical dirt.

    If it was a seed you dumb whores could impregnate yourselves.

    Goddamn women are dumb.

    Fat whore.

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  13. haha! women ARE like dirt...lol.

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  14. Hahaha women's arguments are so weak, that they disprove their claims just by opening their mouths!

    Beautiful way you backed that cunt into a corner, El Chauv. Well done.

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  15. Very well said El Chauvinisto. The arguments you bring up are indisputable. I couldn't agree more.

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  16. Clearly you boys didn't pass High School Bio...
    If you had you would know that the sperm only holds half of the chromosomes necessary to create a fetus, the other half is in the egg which you get from the woman.

    You can "in vitro" all you want but without the egg your seed won't do shit!

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  17. Really cunt? I guess that's why stem cell research is such an softie for you.

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2005/nov/13/genetics.research

    Give science several years and a spawn carrier won't be necessary...

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