El Chauvinisto: Chicago
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Showing posts with label Chicago. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chicago. Show all posts

Thursday, June 14, 2007

Cunt-O-Riffic

Cunts are stupid, everyone knows this. Now for an airing of a few grievances:

1. They don't understand football, or any sport for that matter. Try to watch a game with one, just try not to kill the bitch. At a game at Wrigley a couple weeks ago, there were two of 'em sitting behind me. One thought strikes carried over after every batter. I would've shanked the stupid bitch had I not been drunk off my ass.

2. Sexual harassment. What the fuck is this bullshit? If I feel like grabbing an ass at work, I should damn well be able to. If I want to stick my dick in a cunt's cunt, I'm gonna fucking tell her as sure as the sun rises. I don't need to worry about getting fired, sued, or locked up.

3. They wear clothes, enough said.

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