Today is the day. El Chauvinisto's birthday. Before I continue, I would just like to say thanks to MenAreBetterThanWomen and Dick Masterson, as well as everyone who did a Google search for skirt sharking.
El Chauvinisto has surpassed my traffic goals for the year with over 10,000 hits. The amount of time I'm able to spend on this site is so minuscule that 10k unique visitors is quite an accomplishment for me.
OK, without making this post too long and drawn out, I just wanted to say thanks to everyone one last time this year.
Here's a little gift from me to you.
Veronica Zemanova strips in the shower.
Today El Chauvinisto is one year old...and counting.
...fat, money grubbing whores. A suggestion for the two whores fighting naked, HitTheTreadmill.com. As for the other two on the pole, well, you're still whores.
NSFW Below.
File this one under another reason to never get married.
For your enjoyment, here's another one (NSFW). Notice how the female audience members willingly disrobe on command, thus confirming that all women are whores.
Also notice how they were lezzing out. I don't know what that means exactly but it sure is awesome. I especially like how the cunts had their mics around their necks...reminded my of my dog. The only difference is that my dog is intelligent and well behaved. It also doesn't have the clap...or a vagina.
I've made a change to the El Chauvninisto forums. The "Got Beet?" section is now open to the public. Now, all of you who have a problem with my posts can take it up with me there. I did this because commenting via blogger is inefficient as fuck. You will still be allowed to post comments here but please keep them short. Anything requiring a full retort will be handled at the forums (so don't be a pussy, it's open to the public). I've also added several more full length feature films to the media section as well as a decent amount of porn.
*MUST READ BELOW*
It has come to my attention that simply bookmarking the forums will result in you being redirected to some random php blog. The only way to get through without the bullshit is to either click the link at the top of this blog or by being redirected. If you want to bookmark the El Chauvinisto forums PLEASE CLICK HERE and bookmark http://chauvinisto-forum-redirect.blogspot.com/.
That's right. Chauvinisto now has a forum of its own. There are hidden sections full of porn (if you're under 18 fuck off) for members only so hurry and join. Anything you were afraid to talk about anywhere else you can now talk about on the Chauvinisto forums. If you know me, you know what that means. Don't be shy, sign up and join the revolution.
These forums are the perfect place for all you pansies (female) to vent properly (as apposed to the comment sections of blogspot).
Women doing the only thing they know how... From the page: "Cherries.53.XviD-TESORO
Kaylie Kegel, 18, is a hottie with a 29-year-old boyfriend. They kiss and the clothes start coming off. He licks her tits and she licks his cock. He has a pretty big one, actually. He licks and fingers her pussy then fucks her all over the floor. She takes his load to the face when he can't hold back any longer.
Shelly and Amber are very sexy girls. They lounge on the bed until Antonio joins them. They have a 3way makeout that turns into a blowjob and some pussy licking. They get in all sorts of exciting three way positions, including some face riding. Antonio fucks the girls until he cums.
Trisha Rey is a very cute girl in a plaid skirt and pigtails. She tells us that she likes ass-spanking and hair pulling. Reno comes in and they kiss. She goes down on him and does a little deepthroat with some gagging. They fuck missionary with her legs in the air, then cowgirl, doggystyle and piledriver. She loves it! Great first timer.
Daisy, 19, is a cute girl with blue eyes making her first video. She flirts with Screech and rubs his cock before going down on him. He eats her out before fucking her missionary, doggystyle and spoon. She takes his load to her face.
Samantha, 23, is a pretty blonde. She has small natural tits and nice skin. Johnny licks her pussy and she gives him a blowjob before they take care of each other with some 69. They fuck in missionary, froggie, cowgirl and doggystyle before he cums on her face."
Cunts are stupid, everyone knows this. Now for an airing of a few grievances:
1. They don't understand football, or any sport for that matter. Try to watch a game with one, just try not to kill the bitch. At a game at Wrigley a couple weeks ago, there were two of 'em sitting behind me. One thought strikes carried over after every batter. I would've shanked the stupid bitch had I not been drunk off my ass.
2. Sexual harassment. What the fuck is this bullshit? If I feel like grabbing an ass at work, I should damn well be able to. If I want to stick my dick in a cunt's cunt, I'm gonna fucking tell her as sure as the sun rises. I don't need to worry about getting fired, sued, or locked up.
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